Nastiest Thing Ever Happened During Sex

Kamisori

Kamisori

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iamomeed said:
not a sex story but a gross story,

i had this fat nasty female patient once. she came in bc her pussy had a bad odor. so me being a student i get handed the nasty patients. i put her legs up on the stirrups and the whole room stunk up. it smelled like bigfoot's asshole after eating mexican sushi.

the nurse started gagging, i started gagging, the attending out side fainted. the sprinklers turned on lol jk anyways i open her up look inside and pulled out a toungue ring or a cockring, one of those things, which had caused a bad bacterial infection. and she says "ohhhh we were looking for that, so thats where it was"
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That's fucking sick, man. I think I'd quit after that happend to me. :neutral:
 
upinchronic1

upinchronic1

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iamomeed said:
not a sex story but a gross story,

i had this fat nasty female patient once. she came in bc her pussy had a bad odor. so me being a student i get handed the nasty patients. i put her legs up on the stirrups and the whole room stunk up. it smelled like bigfoot's asshole after eating mexican sushi.

the nurse started gagging, i started gagging, the attending out side fainted. the sprinklers turned on lol jk anyways i open her up look inside and pulled out a toungue ring or a cockring, one of those things, which had caused a bad bacterial infection. and she says "ohhhh we were looking for that, so thats where it was"
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sounds even worse then a stale period vagina, damn i feel for you, stinky pussies are so wrong:evil:
 
We1

We1

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EZELL said:
I like pissin on hoes but they get madd
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Did you piss on that ho in your picture?? She looks like she would have liked it! Did you slap her titties around and call her a dirty skanky slut? Did you spit in her eye or throw feces at her melons?
 
EZELL

EZELL

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We1 said:
Did you piss on that ho in your picture?? She looks like she would have liked it! Did you slap her titties around and call her a dirty skanky slut? Did you spit in her eye or throw feces at her melons?
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OH YOU GOT JOKES? I BET YOU LIKE THAT YORSELF^^^^ MEN CALLIN YOU DURTY SKENK WHILE THEY DONKIE PUNCH YOU AND SMEAR YOUR OWN POOP IN YO MOUTH HAHA.
 
BIGMIKE13

BIGMIKE13

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We1 said:
Did you piss on that ho in your picture?? She looks like she would have liked it! Did you slap her titties around and call her a dirty skanky slut? Did you spit in her eye or throw feces at her melons?
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no he pisses on his plants...:mrgreen: i bet you will get all females if she does it for you !!!!

j/k.....dont pee on your plants...:roll:
 
gogrow

gogrow

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fdd2blk said:
she was on top. takin' it home. full strokes. it popped out. she came down HARD. folded it right in half. i had a knot on it for 6 months. straight up broke me.
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roflmfao!!! only cause it has happened to me once, most ungodly pain i have experienced next to kidney stones
 
gogrow

gogrow

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korvette1977 said:
2 girls 1 cup .. has to be the nasiest sex ever no? was that even sex ...? or just a shitfest
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after hearing about the "two girls, one cup" video, i had to find it, yes that is some nasty shit, but it pales in comparison to some of the stuff i bypassed to find it.
 
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Nickkie62

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jamiemichelle said:
Someone pissed on me in the shower once...even though it was in the shower I still felt it was a tad disrespectful... same guy spit on my pussy while he was eating me out... I slapped him on the side of his head... I didnt need any lubrication and we're not in an effen porno.
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hahah i did the same exact thing...he was confused about why i was insulted
 
thunderchunkie

thunderchunkie

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Picked up a totally hammered broad in Ottawa one night when I was playin on the road.
Pretty much had both of her legs up behind her ears and was givin her hell. All i heard was splat! she spewed shit all over me, the bed, it was everywhere. I did finish though. My bass player said I should have had the sheets bronzed and hung on my apartment wall. Never saw her again interestingly enough
 
shadymyster555

shadymyster555

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INNEEDOFBUD - The EXACT same thing happened to me, a few hours ago, today. My girlfriend and I had sex, but I wanted to bust in her mouth instead of the pussy today which I do not normally do. Anyways, I busted, and she sort of sneezed/coughed and a little bit of cum come out, sort of like trying to hold in a sneeze. I busted out laughing and thought it was hilarious. It did not come out of her nose but there was so much cum to swallow I guess she forgot how to handle it :_)
 
Girlgonegreen

Girlgonegreen

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the worst thing that ever happened to me is that one time i was having sex with this guy and everything was going great, i even just got off my period the day before.
so here we are fucking on his bed, and all of sudden he stops and gives me this horrid look and i see that my period was only on pause, and decided to start right back up again. therfore i bleed all over the poor guy but he didnt know what to do but run to the bathroom screaming trying to wash the blood off, but atleast he wasnt so grossed out he never wanted to have sex again! lol ;-)
 
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