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smoothforyou2
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I forgot about that shits hysterical.. good thinking haha
Stoney McFried
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I'm a chick. The only pickup line I've ever had to use is: "Wanna fuck?"
But a really good one is: "Hi, I'm (your name here). Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later."
But a really good one is: "Hi, I'm (your name here). Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later."
silasraven
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you might as well brand yourslef with an S for all thats worth^^^ no offence.
Stoney McFried
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Why? Can't girls have casual sex, too? Can't guys also be sluts? And what's wrong with an ethical slut who doesn't deceive anyone, like fuck other people's partners without that partner's knowledge and consent, for example? I don't go out now, I'm in a monogamous nearly 7 year relationship. But I did have one night stands in the past, and I'm glad I did, because I had a lot of religious childhood bullshit to overcome. Even though most of the sex sucked,it made me see that worrying about what people thought was a waste of time.
silasraven
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guys do but there are guys who dont go out acting like horn dogs i was just saying. im with you on the childhood religious stuff except i went the other direction and decided sex was something that should be saved. now i will say ive had sex with 2 people and thats where i found that out from, though i did think of it before i had sex. 2 different views is all.
Stoney McFried
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I hear ya, but I'm of the belief try the milk before you buy the cow. It would suck to save yourself and realize your partner was awful in bed, or could only get off by having you shit on their chest while wearing steel toed boots and a frilly apron. Just sayin'.
silasraven
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thats why you build on it, jumping straight into sex is the worst idea. foreplay- learn what god made you hands for. o and tell them NO and keep the person trying thats what makes everything allot better IMHO
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Ethical Slut sounds like a great name for a band ... cn
But Unethical Slut sounds much more dangerous.
ClaytonBigsby
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You have to admire the audacity of "Hole".
smoothforyou2
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Thats one of the best ones i have heard so far!
cannabineer
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thump easy
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shit if someone asked me that id say yes..... i want a big mac with supper size fries and tartar sause....
thump easy
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i have herd the you wana fuck lolz that one realy works on guys.....
cannabineer
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How do you know??
cnsmoothforyou2
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i hope your a chick? if not my motto used to be more gay guys more girls for me...
cannabineer
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Thump Easy has made a splash by being one of T&T's most active, dedicated and exuberant heterosexuals. That is why that post seems out of place. cn