I think I'm in danger!

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

omg. you don't save anal for someone special....you do it with someone that you'll never see again. Anal isn't for special people! It's like the polar opposite of sacred.

Easily the post of the week. If I were the type to have a signature this would be it.

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

Um maybe where you come from lol. Where i'm from the one you love the most gets your best freak. And I am mighty freaky. Not to be confused with promiscuous. I don't freak people i'm never going to see again. That's how babies and diseases happen. Not necessarily in that order, either.

Just had to add this - what the fuck is sacred sex? lol. I do not want anything to do with sacred sex. If my man cannot ride me when I buck, then he needs to get the fuck out of my room. There is nothing sacred happening when I go into the bedroom. Just the thought of it gives me the creeps. That's why I have to date guys that have just the right amount of grrr in them. Some men have no grrr. You ever had a man that tried to talk dirty to you and it just sounded like a love poem? That's the man with no grrr.

I have three words for you.
Butter
flavored
Crisco

 

[SirShmokeAlot225]

Yes indeed. What was this thread for again? Hahaha

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

I was trying to get the OP fucked up. Successfully, it appears. Then we had a giant derail that I slept thru. Nothing to see here...

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Easy, brother,... put down the paranoia indica and hit some sativa. I'm calling shenanigans on the whole thing. We've been had. Rubes, the whole lot of us.

is that what makes me so paranoid? huh. Damn indica.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

I have three words for you.
Butter
flavored
Crisco

Speechless lol

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

Speechless lol

The quiet ones get a spanking too. Sound off now, or bite down hard and take it like a champion.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

I can do either. I prefer to sound off. Gets me more into it.

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

This thread went from epic to gay (no offense Carne) to epic again. You don't see a lot of that.
Rainbow: Icepick/spatula/phone again, but in a different way this time. With the crisco. =)

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Sorry Johnny but the crisco makes 4, and you only get three weapons to survive, remember?

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

Sorry Johnny but the crisco makes 4, and you only get three weapons to survive, remember?

Dear Rainbow,
you have confused Friday Night Freakshow with HomeDepotBattleRoyale. For this you will pay. The Crisco was for you. Was...

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Really? I thought we were gonna use it on you Johnny...wth?

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

That's it. Now you've done it. I'm getting the hose.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Damnit. Hate the hose. I'll put the lotion on!

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

Damnit. Hate the hose. I'll put the lotion on!

Good girl =)

 

[RainbowBrite86]

...What was this thread about again?

 

[Blaze Master]

you 2 are funny. i love it

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

...What was this thread about again?

We were showing the mob what happens when they fuck with our guppy. Now our guppy is MIA.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

That's like...the third guppy i've lost this week. Sad.

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

That's like...the third guppy i've lost this week. Sad.

Move closer to a sushi bar? Only one was my fault.