I think I'm in danger!

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Um maybe where you come from lol. Where i'm from the one you love the most gets your best freak. And I am mighty freaky. Not to be confused with promiscuous. I don't freak people i'm never going to see again. That's how babies and diseases happen. Not necessarily in that order, either.

Just had to add this - what the fuck is sacred sex? lol. I do not want anything to do with sacred sex. If my man cannot ride me when I buck, then he needs to get the fuck out of my room. There is nothing sacred happening when I go into the bedroom. Just the thought of it gives me the creeps. That's why I have to date guys that have just the right amount of grrr in them. Some men have no grrr. You ever had a man that tried to talk dirty to you and it just sounded like a love poem? That's the man with no grrr.

I have three words for you.
Butter
flavored
Crisco
 
This thread went from epic to gay (no offense Carne) to epic again. You don't see a lot of that.
Rainbow: Icepick/spatula/phone again, but in a different way this time. With the crisco. =)
 
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