Ok, I'd really like some help with this. It's kinda a weird situation. I'm not even sure it's an offer...
I'm friends with this couple, both my age. I've known them for a few years. He's straight, and she's bi, before him, she was with a woman for a long time.
As I've hung out with them more, they've both started getting really flirtatious and grabby -- but ONLY when the other isn't around. When we're all together they're all about each other.
They have BOTH suggested that we all have a threesome, but we've never ALL talked about it, you know? She's suggested that he'd go for it if we initiate it one day after a smoking session. He just straight told me he'd love to fuck me while I eat her out. Sometimes when we're together I'll flirt with her to tease him, and he...well, he jokes back, but I don't think he likes it too much.
They have a real volatile relationship. Like, they're fighting, then they're making up. They love each other, they hate each other. They get jealous over weird things...
Normally, if my friends boyfriend tries to fuck me, I would tell her. I like to be loyal to my friends. But it's like, she's doing the same thing, and he's my friend too, so I should be telling him too.
I want to know what the hell is going on. Are they fucking with me? Are they both doing this together, or are they both doing this without the other knowing? I'm scared to just bring it up to them both together, because the way they act when we're all together. And I'm too worried to mention it to them separately, because that would mean telling each of them "Your significant other is trying to fuck me." When they fight...they get pretty out of hand.
There's so much talk about sex going around, I figured it'd be a good place to ask for some opinions. I seriously need some.