You know your a stoner/pothead if................

[Twistyman]

The other day I was doing laundry while making coffee, opened up lid and poured instant coffee into my wash... Son of a B.... it had to be whites too Or the one where I'm standing in the bathroom with a spatula in my hand ????????????
Good times Good times

 

[jimmyspaz]

You know your a stoner if....I forget.....

You know you're a stoner when:

"Uuupssss.... I forgot what I was gonna say..."

"I have no idea what's going on here......"

Say no more!!!!

 

[Isthisyourspecialbush]

You know you're a stoner when you throw your shirt in the toilet and piss in the hamper.

 

[drunkendutchie]

You know you're a stoner when Disney movies give you a sense of deep enlightenment.

You know you're a stoner when you're trying to address your mom, but you can't seem to remember her name.

 

[drunkendutchie]

You know you're a stoner when you consider doritos a delicacy.

 

[EmtMdwestPipes]

Or if you actuallyy sit there and watch the commercials then wonder why and remember you are watching the dvr. Happens to me all the time, lol.

No shit! What a bad habit THAT is!....or when you put something in the microwave, get on the cpu, then 20 min. later wonder what the hell that beeping is and why your stomach is still growling.

 

[AnitaNuggs]

you cant eat unless your high...

 

[EmtMdwestPipes]

You know you're a stoner if: You will NEVER, EVER go camping without a fat sack.....and that's one of my rules.

How true is the sleeping post? I get really bad night-terrors if I don't smoke before I go to bed....and yes, I'm over 30 so no playpen jokes!

 

[AnitaNuggs]

no joke.... when me and my mom go you really really cant get through a camping trip without weed.
i mean your suppose to be RELAXING!

 

[HiAzHeLL]

You know you're a stoner when you have back up pipes for your main pipe and other back up pipes in different locations, car, 1st bedroom, 2nd bedroom, bathroom, under the couch...... ya kno....just in case

 

[soulflyx2k]

you know your a grower/want to grow when.....

whenever you buy a dank bag of chronic you hope it has seeds :X

 

[mizzchewy]

You know your a stoner when



When you actually have a bic lighter die on you




if you know exactly how much money you need to make to supply your habit till next month



if you cant sleep unless your high

lmao I'm surprised everytime my lighter goes out, I'm like wtf, i smoke too much.

Bics never go out

 

[mizzchewy]

you cant eat unless your high...

My main problem lol............nothing tastes good anymore

At business meetings everyone thinks I'm a picky eater

LOVE THIS POST! so funny for my morning read and all frighteningly true

 

[AnitaNuggs]

i kno man... everyone thinks i'm picky too..
but i just dont kno whats up with my stomach.

 

[tryintogrow]

when you choose where to eat by how long the cruising will take

 

[AnitaNuggs]

ahaha u get a more expensive taste the longer u look for food.

 

[EmtMdwestPipes]

My main problem lol............nothing tastes good anymore

At business meetings everyone thinks I'm a picky eater

Love it.

Ohmygod......that's been my problem! Same here, I'm in a real serious profession and I go to these stuffy meetings where there's 9 or 10 of us in suits, and if I take something just to be courteous say a muffin or danish, the whole time I'm reaching my arm out to grab the food I'm saying to myself, "I better get up and introduce myself to the guy by the garbage"

So wasteful.

 

[AnitaNuggs]

your too stoned to write a english paper due tomorrow..

 

[farway]

your too stoned to write a english paper due tomorrow..

lol that's been me for the past month!

 

[Indagrow]

On Xmas morning everyone thought you got them grow supplies but you have to keep saying its just a box