You know your a stoner/pothead if................

The other day I was doing laundry while making coffee, opened up lid and poured instant coffee into my wash... Son of a B.... it had to be whites too :( Or the one where I'm standing in the bathroom with a spatula in my hand ????????????
Good times Good times
 
You know you're a stoner when Disney movies give you a sense of deep enlightenment.

You know you're a stoner when you're trying to address your mom, but you can't seem to remember her name.
 
Chiceh said:
Or if you actuallyy sit there and watch the commercials then wonder why and remember you are watching the dvr. Happens to me all the time, lol. :mrgreen::peace:
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No shit! What a bad habit THAT is!....or when you put something in the microwave, get on the cpu, then 20 min. later wonder what the hell that beeping is and why your stomach is still growling.
 
You know you're a stoner if: You will NEVER, EVER go camping without a fat sack.....and that's one of my rules.

How true is the sleeping post? I get really bad night-terrors if I don't smoke before I go to bed....and yes, I'm over 30 so no playpen jokes!
 
no joke.... when me and my mom go you really really cant get through a camping trip without weed.
i mean your suppose to be RELAXING!
 
You know you're a stoner when you have back up pipes for your main pipe and other back up pipes in different locations, car, 1st bedroom, 2nd bedroom, bathroom, under the couch...... ya kno....just in case ;)
 
heywhatsthatsmell said:
You know your a stoner when



When you actually have a bic lighter die on you




if you know exactly how much money you need to make to supply your habit till next month



if you cant sleep unless your high
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lmao I'm surprised everytime my lighter goes out, I'm like wtf, i smoke too much.

Bics never go out
 
mizzchewy said:
My main problem lol............nothing tastes good anymore

At business meetings everyone thinks I'm a picky eater

Love it.

Ohmygod......that's been my problem! Same here, I'm in a real serious profession and I go to these stuffy meetings where there's 9 or 10 of us in suits, and if I take something just to be courteous say a muffin or danish, the whole time I'm reaching my arm out to grab the food I'm saying to myself, "I better get up and introduce myself to the guy by the garbage"

So wasteful.
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