Specific Jibber Jabber Thread

You guys don't know it....but all of you started all this because of Sunni. Sunni knows, but you don't. Maybe you do, I don't know but if so then you're either in denial or illusional.
 
It's amazing how fast the brain can actually process information. My "boss lady" cut my hair a little while ago, and as I was getting in the shower, she was vacuuming up my hair. As I pulled off my t, she was clowning and poked at ma deeeyock with the vacuum hose, only she got too close and it grabbed me. In literally half a second, my thoughts were along the lines, oh shit! she's gonna get it stuck, we're going to the hospital with this fucking hose attached to my dick so they can cut it off, she's going to tell them I was masterbating, they're going to take pictures and show all of the nurses, doctors, and anyone in training, it will be hours (and hundreds of dollars) before we get back, etc...... Luckily it just grabbed it and got stuck on the sheer mass. Glad I'm Native. We laughed (her more than me) for a few minutes.
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
It's amazing how fast the brain can actually process information. My "boss lady" cut my hair a little while ago, and as I was getting in the shower, she was vacuuming up my hair. As I pulled off my t, she was clowning and poked at ma deeeyock with the vacuum hose, only she got too close and it grabbed me. In literally half a second, my thoughts were along the lines, oh shit! she's gonna get it stuck, we're going to the hospital with this fucking hose attached to my dick so they can cut it off, she's going to tell them I was masterbating, they're going to take pictures and show all of the nurses, doctors, and anyone in training, it will be hours (and hundreds of dollars) before we get back, etc...... Luckily it just grabbed it and got stuck on the sheer mass. Glad I'm Native. We laughed (her more than me) for a few minutes.
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Trolling said:
You guys don't know it....but all of you started all this because of Sunni. Sunni knows, but you don't. Maybe you do, I don't know but if so then you're either in denial or illusional.
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sunni's a big girl. I'm in this for the craven contempt you showed Scoob. cn
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
It's amazing how fast the brain can actually process information. My "boss lady" cut my hair a little while ago, and as I was getting in the shower, she was vacuuming up my hair. As I pulled off my t, she was clowning and poked at ma deeeyock with the vacuum hose, only she got too close and it grabbed me. In literally half a second, my thoughts were along the lines, oh shit! she's gonna get it stuck, we're going to the hospital with this fucking hose attached to my dick so they can cut it off, she's going to tell them I was masterbating, they're going to take pictures and show all of the nurses, doctors, and anyone in training, it will be hours (and hundreds of dollars) before we get back, etc...... Luckily it just grabbed it and got stuck on the sheer mass. Glad I'm Native. We laughed (her more than me) for a few minutes.
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ROFLMAO!! OH geez! Honey we wouldn't take pictures we'd simply call everyone in and stand around pointing and laughing for awhile. You don't know how badly we need just those moments to warm up our dreary existence!
 
kinetic said:
Thanks! I have to wait until the wife gets home to fire one up. I have toddler duty today.
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On behalf of ER and OR teams everywhere I would like to say thank you. I'm still trying to figure out the last 18 month old vs train I worked on. They found the baby momma with a needle in her arm and for some fucking reason narcaned the bitch's ass on the way in. So all the while I'm trying to figure out what part of the toddler is up from the box of parts she arrived in I am working to a rousing chorus of, "You killed my m'ija!"

Thankfully heroin has a MUCH longer 1/2 life than narcan so that slowly faded out and I could think again. Geez just a little consideration is all we ask!
 
buddy gave me some silver jack seeds.. I gave him some grapefruit, carmelious and bubba kush to smoke.. and a grapefruit clone.. cuz I knew once he smoked that he would want his own try at the strain..

planted 4 silvers this am..

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and I took pics of the grow..

https://www.rollitup.org/outdoor-growing/613888-so-begins-2013-outdoor-mmj.html
 
Going to go trim some of the buds on my reveg today looking forward to the critical x jack the ww x critical smells so good tho... Going to salad it for sure want to wait for final harvest till I taste them individually...


obv I should take the budd off but if I don't I gotta worry about stem rot right?
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
It's amazing how fast the brain can actually process information. My "boss lady" cut my hair a little while ago, and as I was getting in the shower, she was vacuuming up my hair. As I pulled off my t, she was clowning and poked at ma deeeyock with the vacuum hose, only she got too close and it grabbed me. In literally half a second, my thoughts were along the lines, oh shit! she's gonna get it stuck, we're going to the hospital with this fucking hose attached to my dick so they can cut it off, she's going to tell them I was masterbating, they're going to take pictures and show all of the nurses, doctors, and anyone in training, it will be hours (and hundreds of dollars) before we get back, etc...... Luckily it just grabbed it and got stuck on the sheer mass. Glad I'm Native. We laughed (her more than me) for a few minutes.
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~forgive me, for I am about to sin~

That sucks. cn
 
Clayton, your not joking about the Native part. When I was a kid living with my grandparents I accidemtally walked in on pops getting out of the shower. Half way to the knee is still half way to the knee no matter how your perception is as a little kid. As my gram got older she even referenced it once....at the dinner table, in a fancy restaraunt.
 
kinetic said:
Clayton, your not joking about the Native part. When I was a kid living with my grandparents I accidemtally walked in on pops getting out of the shower. Half way to the knee is still half way to the knee no matter how your perception is as a little kid. As my gram got older she even referenced it once....at the dinner table, in a fancy restaraunt.
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LOL This always cracks me up. The first time kids have to get their head around their parent's making whoopee :) Sort of like after all the trash talking I did about pot etc..... and then my Ph. D. EE son finally gets the tour of the flower room. Swear to god he was gob smacked. Funniest thing EVER! Gas-lighting the children :) Life has it's 'little' compensations.
 
curious2garden said:
LOL This always cracks me up. The first time kids have to get their head around their parent's making whoopee :) Sort of like after all the trash talking I did about pot etc..... and then my Ph. D. EE son finally gets the tour of the flower room. Swear to god he was gob smacked. Funniest thing EVER! Gas-lighting the children :) Life has it's 'little' compensations.
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to curious2garden again.

:hug: cn
 
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