Specific Jibber Jabber Thread

curious2garden

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"Can't surf here... No, this is BAT Country!"
LOL If you look at the wallpaper I think I know the place they filmed that at! GREAT video you should be a DJ you seem to know precisely what to play!

epic sandboarding though. cn

<edit> shit.

Where'd you get the picture of me?

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to curious2garden again." You have the greatest stories!!
LOL yeah how many other girls have done things so stoooooooooooopidly! My mother always said I was the horrible example LOL and there are few things so satisfying as fulfilling your parent's expectations of you now is there ;)
 

kushhound187

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Well that's the problem. When they present and you look at them it's pretty obvious why. As for taking a picture and hanging it on the fridge, tell me just how big is your fridge? Because if we took a snapshot of every idiot that came through the OR and ER they'd stack to the moon after probably a couple months. There's just so much idiocy out there it no longer even surprises you and rarely entertains you unless it's something REALLY unique LOL

Oh the stories I could tell LOL
id buy as many fridges as it takes. plus i would only hang the ones that rank 10 or higher on the fucked in the head scale (10 being the worst lol 11 reserved for those who go above and beyond normal idiocy like toilet junkie).

although with how stupid people are, im sure theres tonnes that break the 1-10 scale.

hey curious, whats your worst er storry? ive heard a few other amazig feats of human idiocy. maybe someone else has heard some good ones tgey wanna share?!?

this thread is more fun than original jibber jabber thread... less trolls
 

curious2garden

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I realize it's a reference to the original work by one Mr. Thompson. But I'm being my "lolar bear" self tonight. I need to chill. cn
Oh come now why should I be the only one to make a gigantic fool of myself :) LOL BTW you really have been on fire tonight, "Buy a vowel!" Bwwaahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa sometimes you are entertained, other times you are the entertainment! Which round is this?
 

curious2garden

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id buy as many fridges as it takes. plus i would only hang the ones that rank 10 or higher on the fucked in the head scale (10 being the worst lol 11 reserved for those who go above and beyond normal idiocy like toilet junkie).

although with how stupid people are, im sure theres tonnes that break the 1-10 scale.

hey curious, whats your worst er storry? ive heard a few other amazig feats of human idiocy. maybe someone else has heard some good ones tgey wanna share?!?

this thread is more fun than original jibber jabber thread... less trolls
Problem is the worst ones are so amazingly stupid they would identify the person so I couldn't tell them. Sometimes they give you an award for stupid and you are forever known for it. Like the idiot with the lawn chair and balloons that strayed into a local TCA (not someone I ever saw but that level of award winning stupid). I live in the land of LEGENDARY stupidity and Bat Country LOL!

The problem I have is I can really empathize with these types. I've said things like, "I wonder if __________", right before most of my legendarily stupid moves. So I do get how these things can happen.

Oh and you can never have to many fridges if you fill them with the right beer mmmmmmm good, cold beer in the summer. It's warming up out here!
 
hey curious, whats your worst er storry? ive heard a few other amazig feats of human idiocy. maybe someone else has heard some good ones tgey wanna share?!?

this thread is more fun than original jibber jabber thread... less trolls
Here's a good story I heard a month or two back. A guy from New Hampshire blew his entire life savings repeatedly playing a carnival game while trying to win an XBox Kinect. After losing $300, he went home, brought back his life savings ($2,300), and proceeded to lose all that too. His consolation prize? A giant stuffed Rastafarian banana and a hell of a sob story.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/01/man-loses-life-savings-playing-carnival-game-wins-giant-banana/

 

potpimp

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Here's a good story I heard a month or two back. A guy from New Hampshire blew his entire life savings repeatedly playing a carnival game while trying to win an XBox Kinect. After losing $300, he went home, brought back his life savings ($2,300), and proceeded to lose all that too. His consolation prize? A giant stuffed Rastafarian banana and a hell of a sob story.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/01/man-loses-life-savings-playing-carnival-game-wins-giant-banana/

Classic example of why intelligence can be quantified on a scale but stupidity is limitless. But the silver lining is that his wife is filing for divorce. She gets the trailer too.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
LOL If you look at the wallpaper I think I know the place they filmed that at! GREAT video you should be a DJ you seem to know precisely what to play!



Where'd you get the picture of me?
Topless, no less. ;)
LOL yeah how many other girls have done things so stoooooooooooopidly! My mother always said I was the horrible example LOL and there are few things so satisfying as fulfilling your parent's expectations of you now is there ;)
Now that is a career opportunity. cn
 

match box

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A 23 y/o man put his new born child in the freezer while his girl friend was out of there apt. He was unable to deal with the child crying. I can't think of a penalty to fit this crime. He was trying to kill the child and should be removed for the planet.
 

Trolling

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They got old, I remember wearing the slammers as necklaces lol. Would go to the Flea Market or corner store everyday.



Actually sounds really fun right about now lol.
 

Trolling

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Much simpler than Pokeman, never got into that either.


You just throw the slammer down on a stack of pogs, whatever flips over is yours. Like an upgraded version of jacks, for the 90s lol.
 

curious2garden

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Oh and because I've been listening to everything Avenged Sevenfold since SOMEONE (and I am not pointing any fingers here), started that Bat Country weevil in my brain! BUT YOU know who you are! Shame on you (oh and thank you!), it hurts soooooooo good!

[video=youtube;6k4F_PfHqYk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k4F_PfHqYk&amp;feature=endscreen&amp;NR=1[/video]
 
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