Specific Jibber Jabber Thread

[gioua]

so if the grass is always greener and you live in a glass house you can actually see the water boil and the paint dry so why cry over spilled milk

 

[minnesmoker]

so if the grass is always greener and you live in a glass house you can actually see the water boil and the paint dry so why cry over spilled milk

As always, the answer is 42.

 

[slowbus]

if you melt dry ice,then go swimming it it,will you get wet?

 

[cannabineer]

If I am ever convicted of manslaughter, do you think they'll let me keep the choicer cuts? cn

 

[kinetic]

A bear does shit in the woods because 6 in one hand makes mountainous mole hills.

 

[eye exaggerate]

...if a paramecium is a one celled organism, why isn't it called a mecium?

 

[joe macclennan]

If good fences make good neighbors and a gift horse is looked in the mouth. Will the moss grow on the north side of the trees if the fish bite best when the wind is from the west?

 

[PeyoteReligion]

If good fences make good neighbors and a gift horse is looked in the mouth. Will the moss grow on the north side of the trees if the fish bite best when the wind is from the west?

Only if a bear shits in the woods.

 

[joe macclennan]

If it is hot as Hades and you sell ice to an Eskimo will curiosity kill the long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs?

 

[cannabineer]

...if a paramecium is a one celled organism, why isn't it called a mecium?

Insufficient accreditation? cn

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

So, I have been kid of a tight ass lately, buying Evan Willams instead of Jack, because, well, I like whiskey sours and cannot justify paying twice the price when mixed. Tonight I made my old fav, the Jack/Coke (yes, subbed Evan Williams, but never a sub for Coke). It was actually pretty good. Tasted fairly close to Jack. I did surprise myself by switching back to sour after just one glass. Poured the rest of the 2 liter down the drain so I wouldn't be tempted to finish that poison.

 

[joe macclennan]

if you lay in the bed you made will the early bird get the worm?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I don't know, but, if you mess with the bull, what doesn't kill you has a silver lining. Just remember, a fool and his money should get out of the kitchen before they are between a rock, but no cigar. You can't teach an old dog whos at the wrong tree.

 

[cannabineer]

if you lay in the bed you made will the early bird get the worm?

If she asks nicely enough ...

A proverb I just found online:

"A dog does not like bananas, but cannot bear to think that chickens eat them." cn

 

[PeyoteReligion]

So, I have been kid of a tight ass lately, buying Evan Willams instead of Jack, because, well, I like whiskey sours and cannot justify paying twice the price when mixed. Tonight I made my old fav, the Jack/Coke (yes, subbed Evan Williams, but never a sub for Coke). It was actually pretty good. Tasted fairly close to Jack. I did surprise myself by switching back to sour after just one glass. Poured the rest of the 2 liter down the drain so I wouldn't be tempted to finish that poison.

I fucking LOVE whiskey sour. If the bar has no good IPA, my go-to is a whiskey sour. Hard to beat.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Oh shit I'm drunk...and watching cartoons

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I fucking LOVE whiskey sour. If the bar has no good IPA, my go-to is a whiskey sour. Hard to beat.

Have you had one at a McMennamins? Gotta try that. Shit is electric.

 

[joe macclennan]

If second place is the first loser. Who gets the last laugh?

 

[UncleBuck]

was moving the soil from my car back to the greenhouse today when i saw a total fucking hottie jogging down the street, but i had just missed seeing her best parts and she was on the other side of the street.

walked back the soil and went back to get my pup when she comes jogging back down the road, on my side of the street. awesome, i thought.

it got better. much better.

she got just past me when she decided she needed to tie her shoe. not only did she do a perfect bend over to tie her shoe, she even angled herself about 45 degrees to give me a perfect, straight on view with her short shorts nearly exposing her labia. the outline of them was perfectly clear and she was only about 25 feet away.

i sat there and gawked for a while and decided to avert my eyes at the perfect time, just as she was getting up again.

that kind of thing doesn't happen every day or even every year.

i'll be keeping my eye out for her from now on.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Make yourself a cardboard "will tie shoes for free" sign and have it at the ready.