slowbus
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You were having a date night with your blow up gf, when your crazy neighbor started banging on your door yelling crazy shit about being high?
no,just the trying to puke part
You were having a date night with your blow up gf, when your crazy neighbor started banging on your door yelling crazy shit about being high?
ya,that part.Slow, are you talking about what I had to do to get the Cheetoes up?
Sorry I'm a bit behind it was a VERY busy weekend! So you live next door to Beardo, do you?Jesus F'in Christ! So I'm sucking down a doobie and blowing up my date, when someone starts pounding on my door. I look out the peephole and it's my crazy neighbor. MF is all shiney and in only his boots and underwear, which have two giant holes in them, ass all blown out. Fuck him. I just got high and am in no mood to deal with his nonsense, so I go back to setting up my "date" (candles, porn, towels, etc), when all of the sudden the lunatic starts yelling about how high he is, this and that. He's going on and on so I looked back out the peephole to make sure he wasn't going to poop on my doorstep again. I think he's covered in crisco or something and he has abeer in hand as usual. I wanted to open the door and shoot him with my fire extinguisher like last time, but I haven't refilled it yet, so I let him tire out. He finally went back to his place and started singing to some fucked up angry music. MF sounds like cats being tortured.
Don't go there dude. Canada is America's hat and we are Canada's shorts; leave it at that.watching c span about immigration, nothing about the canada boarder what so ever, are we just not protecting the canandain border? people are being held that are latino, but what about the canadians its not fair, take out the illigal cunucks too!
LMFAO we don't get as many illegals here...they can't take the frigid temps lol ( 6 months of -40 ) u guys seem to be a filter of sorts....most of our immigrants are honest, educated hard working folks that only want the chance to give their family everything in life...which they get the legal way...Canada is a great placewatching c span about immigration, nothing about the canada boarder what so ever, are we just not protecting the canandain border? people are being held that are latino, but what about the canadians its not fair, take out the illigal cunucks too!
I spend alot of time around the Border in the nice weather. I assure you there is alot of border patrol. I don't go for a bike ride without ID. Entering Canada is a breeze, friendly to get in. Coming back to America is a pain in the ass at times.
you aint kidding. i LIVE on the boarder, theyll let anyone in canada, infact half the time they dont even ask us for our passports , they just look at the license plate and let us inI spend alot of time around the Border in the nice weather. I assure you there is alot of border patrol. I don't go for a bike ride without ID. Entering Canada is a breeze, friendly to get in. Coming back to America is a pain in the ass at times.
Plus our greatest rapper came from Canada and some of our best looking women also came from canada, to be honest we need more Canadian immigrantsFollowing the latest theme, I find it rather cool that we share one of the longest borders and don't require the need to outfit every crossing with armed troops...
Silas
I can see your point, but we Canadians aren't running from our country to avoid persecution or other ills and to be honest most of the Canadians working in the U.S were recruited there by U.S companies for our skills, yes of course there is always going to that certain percentage that don't quite live up to the "Canadian moniker", but they are few and far between.
And just for debate, I bring this to you....I live in a city where a U.S company bought a major manufacturing plant and promptly let go of close to 15,000 employees within the first 2 years of ownership, it has devastated our community and to this day they have not followed court orders and routinely bypass laws, but do I hold all the U.S responsible and that we should close our border?
I do not, because that's painting everyone with the same coloured brush and that's never a good thing IMO.
Yeah, immigrants are all good if they are sexy or can rap n shit.Plus our greatest rapper came from Canada and some of our best looking women also came from canada, to be honest we need more Canadian immigrants
LMFAO we don't get as many illegals here...they can't take the frigid temps lol ( 6 months of -40 ) u guys seem to be a filter of sorts....most of our immigrants are honest, educated hard working folks that only want the chance to give their family everything in life...which they get the legal way...Canada is a great place
Worry about ur own borders hun, we're doing just ok...can u say the same?
We take our illegals out to diner and help them become proud canucks
If ur allowed in Canada we welcome u with open arms. Dude When I tried to fly to Cali the first time an Asian female border bitch questioned why I should be allowed to visit since I had it so nice..she proceeded to insult me for no reason other then she was being a cunt, she caused me to miss my flight.. but let the Asian girl who came in 45 min after me catch her flight.. which was clearly this bitter bitches intent. She got rather frazzled when I asked her how long ago her family was permitted to immigrate..stupid stupid bitch. She kept accusing me of wanting to take jobs from people who were born there lol tourist visa's don't allow u to work which she knew...her problem was my wealthy friend who said he was taking care of me..no job needed. Coming back across was a breeze...seriously how can an invisible line create such an attitude... I only saw a bitch nothing else.