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Ninjabowler

Ninjabowler

Well-Known Member
All that beers gonna donny up the weight lifting ;) i drank a pile of beers yesterday too but it gym day today...30 minutes rek. :):):)
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

Well-Known Member
DONNYS said:
ok im ready for next ? :)
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OK.......
.
.
A man walks into a bar:


This guy walks into a bar and takes two steps in; he realizes it's a gay bar.
"But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink.“
When the gay waiter approaches,
he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. “All I want is a drink".
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike,
for the slogan 'Just Do It. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers,
because It really satisfies.“
The customer looks dumb founded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second
to think it over.
So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man looks back and says with a smile,
"TIMEX." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fellow proudly replies, "Cause it takes a licking' and keeps on ticking!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fellow on his right, who is sipping a
fruity margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job 1."
Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?“
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name
for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,
"The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer.“
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks,
“Why secret? “The customer says,
"Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN."
 
DONNYS

DONNYS

New Member
Bakatare666 said:
OK.......
.
.
A man walks into a bar:


This guy walks into a bar and takes two steps in; he realizes it's a gay bar.
"But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink.“
When the gay waiter approaches,
he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. “All I want is a drink".
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike,
for the slogan 'Just Do It. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers,
because It really satisfies.“
The customer looks dumb founded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second
to think it over.
So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer,
"Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man looks back and says with a smile,
"TIMEX." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fellow proudly replies, "Cause it takes a licking' and keeps on ticking!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fellow on his right, who is sipping a
fruity margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job 1."
Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?“
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name
for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,
"The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer.“
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks,
“Why secret? “The customer says,
"Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN."
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u expect me read all that
i would rather go read my electronics circuits and devices text book
 
Bakatare666

Bakatare666

Well-Known Member
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."


The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.


Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.


"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.


"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.


"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."


"What else?"
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.


"They were smoking marijuana?"
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."


"What else?"
The monkey motioned "kissing."


"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."


"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."
The monkey shakes his head "Yes."


"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motioned the monkey.
 
Reklaw

Reklaw

Active Member
BAHAHAHAHA.funny shit right there....

damnit... wife had to work the am. shift and my 9month old has been geting up at 5 am everyday... so here i am early as fuck, still drunk, smoked a roach joint.. drinking coffee reading you DONNYS
 
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