If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

[ClaytonBigsby]

If you think you may have missed your calling as an engineer

 

[chewberto]

If you know more about your water quality than the water and sanitation people....

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

If you know more about chemicals than DOW

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

If you use MS Word for your grow journals because you ran out of room for your spiral notepads

 

[HeartlandHank]

If you think you may have missed your calling as an engineer

So fucking true..

 

[keepitcoastal]

If you find yourself walking around outside checking for light leaks, fan noise and smell. CONSTANTLY...You might be a pot farmer. (guerilla growers)

not trying to troll but do you know what a guerilla grow is? because fans and lights are not involved


if you have ever thought you found the perfect guerilla spot and then realized somebody else was already growing there you might be a grower

 

[HeartlandHank]

If you keep rubbing alcohol next to the hand soap..

 

[srh88]

not trying to troll but do you know what a guerilla grow is? because fans and lights are not involved


if you have ever thought you found the perfect guerilla spot and then realized somebody else was already growing there you might be a grower

was wondering the same thing lmao

if you dont ever let anyone over to your house you might be a grower

 

[chewberto]

Sounds like a troll to me... A positive troll

 

[HeartlandHank]

If you're with a group of people talking about growing weed and you're the only one not talking..

 

[chewberto]

Hanks cracking me up

if you said fuck it and started smoking only hash, because flowers taste like ciggerettes now....

 

[MedicineGrowa]

Man this thread really took off!!!

If you have ever rubbed your eyes and said...Shit they should make pepper spray out of this stuff, you might be a pot farmer.

 

[SlaveNoMore]

was wondering the same thing lmao

if you dont ever let anyone over to your house you might be a grower

I've always used "guerilla" to mean clandestine no matter indoors or out.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

If you've ever thrown a couple ounces into a fireplace because you could...... yes, yes, I did once

 

[MedicineGrowa]

If you need to wear shades indoors you might be a pot farmer.

 

[HeartlandHank]

I love the weed grower vernacular in The Trailer Park Boys..
damn, that show was so good.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

If you have a few pounds in mason jars, a few pounds of cannabutter, an ounce of keif, and a giant garbage sack of leaves that have needed to be dry iced for over a month....

 

[MedicineGrowa]

If you know more about horticulture than the collage professor your definitely a pot farmer.

 

[HeartlandHank]

If you've ever thrown a couple ounces into a fireplace because you could...... yes, yes, I did once

reminds me of that scene at the end of Homegrown (Billy Bob Thornton)

 

[HeartlandHank]

If you look at a couple buds and say "how the fuck is this worth $60?"