If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

HeartlandHank

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #61

chewberto said:

If you have more fans in your grow room than your entire house...and it pisses your wife off cause she gets the shitty fan that stopped oscilating in the bedroom....

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If every oscillating fan motor in your house is being used but you have a pile of stands, covers and blades...

 

chewberto

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #62

If you bought a kiddie pool for mixing soil first before your kid got one....

 

chewberto

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #63

HeartlandHank said:

If every oscillating fan motor in your house is being used but you have a pile of stands, covers and blades...

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And you still need more fans.....

 

HeartlandHank

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #64

Great thread...

 

HeartlandHank

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #65

chewberto said:

And you still need more fans.....

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So you sneak a burnt out motor back in the box with some of your extra parts and take it back to Home Depot. "Got a bum fan out of the box... store credit is fine"..

...only a few times..haha.

 

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #66

If u never buy bud but u smoke blunts everyday....or if u throw away roaches....ur probably a pot farmer

 

direwolf71

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #67

If you schedule your vacation according to your harvest time...

 

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joe macclennan

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #68

if you are logged into riu for more than 4 hours a day....

 

HeartlandHank

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #69

If you have an arsenal of generic answers to the questions "what are you doing tonight?" and "what do you do for fun?"

 

chewberto

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #70

If you will shower before entering your grow room, but not before sex with the wife....

 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #71

If you watch raids on the news to grade or learn from other grows...

 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #72

If you hate the sound of a helicopter...

 

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joe macclennan

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #73

if your primary manicuring tool is your absurdly long thumbnail

 

Dislexicmidget2021

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #74

ClaytonBigsby said:

If you hate the sound of a helicopter...

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you got the one I was going for...hate them dam mechanical buzzards

 

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silasraven

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #75

woken up still buzzed from the night before and grab a bong to top it off, you might be a stoner. when you smoke the 2nd rate weed all day so you can save the best for the end of the day.

 

LetsGetCritical

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #76

If you have ever had a huge fucking sign out the front like this you might be a pot farmer

 

RIKNSTEIN

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #77

If you sit around thinking of what to say next on this thread, you could be a pot smokin pot farmer

 

Balzac89

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #78

If you never tell anyone what your doing, you might be a pot farmer

 

kinetic

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #79

When a dealer friend asks why you never come over anymore, you may be a pot farmer.

 

curious2garden

Well-Known Mod

Staff member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #80

If you are actually considering spending the money on a special spectrum lens because you spend so much time under HPS.
http://www.methodseven.com/grow-room-glasses/resistance.html

Then you start wondering if they could make this in a filter for your camera ...