If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

ClaytonBigsby

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• Jul 21, 2013

• #41

HeartlandHank said:

reminds me of that scene at the end of Homegrown (Billy Bob Thornton)

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Never saw it, but I always wanted to do it after seeing Romancing the Stone as a kid. Smelled great.

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #42

If every garage or storage shed you drive by you think, GROW ROOM, you might be a pot farmer.

 

Perfextionist420

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #43

if your christmas tree is one of your mother plants covered in lights you might be a pot farmer

 

srh88

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• Jul 21, 2013

• #44

HeartlandHank said:

If you look at a couple buds and say "how the fuck is this worth $60?"

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lmao!!.....

 

keepitcoastal

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• Jul 21, 2013

• #45

SlaveNoMore said:

I've always used "guerilla" to mean clandestine no matter indoors or out.

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i get it. just not the typical meaning im used to, it works though considering i never really had a word to describe indoor clandestine grows

 

chewberto

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #46

I your freezer if full of bags of trim and bud, but not bags of vegetables...

 

ClaytonBigsby

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #47

If you've ever wondered how you were going to explain something to the IRS....

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #48

If you have ever not paid a house bill so you could buy nutes, you might be a pot farmer.

 

HeartlandHank

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #49

If you're parents tell their friends "his new startup (business) is really taking off"

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #50

If you have a plant you call your mom you might be a pot farmer.

 

chewberto

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #51

Speaking of Christmas trees, if you ever pondered not getting a live Christmas tree for the family, cause you thought it might bring in pests, and Then made a thread about it to determine the fate of the family's Christmas spirit.... Own it.....

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #52

If you spend more time in your grow room with your plants, than in the bed room with your girl, you might be a pot farmer with his priorities all fuckered up.

 

HeartlandHank

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #53

if your wife and her family smoke more weed than anyone else you know.

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #54

If you have ever said to a friend, "hey dude sniff my fingers", you might be a friendly pot farmer.

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #55

If you know more about potting soil than your local garden supply you might be a pot farmer.

 

chewberto

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #56

If your camera roll consists of 80% plants,15% family, and 5% Thinbaggy memes and family pics....

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #57

If you have "special trash" you might be a pot farmer.

 

HeartlandHank

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #58

If you separate your trash into at least 4 different groups.

 

HeartlandHank

Well-Known Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #59

MedicineGrowa said:

If you have "special trash" you might be a pot farmer.

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haha, beat me to it.

 

MedicineGrowa

Active Member

• Jul 21, 2013

• #60

If all of you coffee cups came from a seed bank as a gift you might be a pot farmer.