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  1. loke

    if you had to torture someone. HOW?

    I would set up a clever weight and pully system that would cause extreme pain whenever the victim moves. I would set up an intense psychological torture system that would be guaranteed to rob someone of their sanity. I would make sure that all the torture is mostly caused by the victims...
  2. loke

    The best movie ideas imaginable are only a sentence of keystrokes away from reality.

    Grow them big, grow them many! I don't mean to condescend or brag but I'm about to write some stories for Hollywood that everyone is going to dig. I would love to share them with everyone here but I'm afraid that most of my ideas are a little too fertile for comfort. The last time I made a...
  3. loke

    Bump If You're Baked!

    Bumpin with the beat. Hindu Kush and pineapple express make a perfect mix, y'all should try it. The tastes compliment eachother quite nicely and this high is like a dissasociative, slow motion dream haze of bliss high, it's comfort and perfection basically. Keep on, smokin on.
  4. loke

    What type of weed are you smoking?

    Awe man, I'm smoking on this really strong Kush I got at a despensary. It's called Banana Kush and a better name for it would be baDAAAMna Kush. I'm also smoking what this Despensary calls Pineapple Express, it's a really strong strain and it tastes like something you would call Pineapple...
  5. loke

    Bump If You're Baked!

    Bump, hella baked off some Pineapple Express mixed with Banana Kush. Smoke on.....
  6. loke

    question for the tokers (everyone)

    It sounds like when you smoke, you start creating all of these hyperventelated conditions. Weed stimulates the imagination and your mind sounds thirsty, you need to entertain your imagination more when you smoke. The trick to controlling the mind is to learn how to recognize bad patterns of...
  7. loke

    Fuck You and your Whole Family

    Man quit whining, back when people were allowed to minus rep you, when I came out to everyone here and admitted that I was a female to male transsexual I got like 12 minus rep. Now THATS fucked up. But I ain't trippin anymore because I know in my heart that I can get further in my life with...
  8. loke

    Life Lessons

    Interesting thread. I suppose, in a purely hypthetical situation. I would instill the following into my children. • Shadow the greats but never overshadow the legends. • Be the first one with ideas that other people follow. • Always know good new jokes to share with your...
  9. loke

    This is not a joke - I was just raided

    Bummer dude. :(
  10. loke

    Dude, a massive zombie attack is way more likely than you think

    I would sacrifice myself willingly but before I do, I would train myself to target my enemies with a hunger. Zombies, Vampires!, Aliens! Oh my! Lol EDIT: I took the dogz out, I forgot Warewolves!...Chupacapra's (not so much), but I'll have that Vente with sugar n' cream, thanks!
  11. loke

    Bump If You're Baked!

    Bump cuz I'm baked off some grade a+++ ( yep I'm a dick-sizing bastard) Banana Kush. One word, one hit, one high. Wishin you all were here to toke this with me to see what I mean about this shit. Smoke on anyways.
  12. loke

    Rollitup.org ! For god sake! Get someone thats know what his doing to our site !

    I know, wtf, Shpell check isn't working for me either. How else am I gonna get people to like me fer makin good shpellindz. I have a LOT of random useless information thats in my head and it needs to be spelled goodly, damn it!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. loke

    the what are you smoking now thread

    I'm not smokin anythin right now but when it gets later in the day I'm gonna go get more Birthday weed from despesaries. :)
  14. loke

    First U.S. marijuana cafe opens for business in Portland

    I'm exited about this new enterprise and I hope California catches on to these ideas. It sounds a lot safer than gettin your weed at a Mc Donalds drive thru in Salem or copping it off a guy at the Popyes Chicken in Hollywood. Lol
  15. loke

    420 Sunday

    I was attracted to this thread by the groovy title too, 420 all the way man! (Hindu Kush hit)bongsmilie
  16. loke

    The world gunna end in 2012 omfg!!!

    When the world ends we will still exist, only in a different way. From every ending there is birthed a new beginning and from every beginning there is a new end. I know I'm not the only one here who understands that Time is Cyclical.
  17. loke

    Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

    Wakin-n-Bakin off some Hindu Kush, there really is no better time to get baked.
  18. loke

    The real size of an atom

    :) That's fascinating thanks for sharing your find! Here comes next weeks Powerpoint, hehe.
  19. loke

    Help! What To Do When Your Mom Catch You Stoned.

    I try to hide my usage from my mother most if the time but it's nearly impossible for me to hide the fact that I'm stoned, firstly, she's my mother and secondly, shes a trained SO and can tell if anyone is stoned, and she's a complete snob about it too. She used to be a big stoner in Highschool...
  20. loke

    weed smells like perfume

    Pardon my LMAO@at that but that was halarious in the puke in the back of my throat sort of way. Haha tmi, smoke on dude.
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