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I have a 3 year old granddaughter who naps and before she died my 75 year old mom took naps but that was because of the chemo treatments . I don't think El Chapo was getting much nap time in recently !

Don't laugh that's the same way Cheech & Chong got started !

You know the sad thing is some poor stupid schmuck will fall for this scam again and when he realizes that a terrible error in judgement has been made. He will call his son who goes by the screen name uncle buck and ask him to help his ass out and being the good son he is he will oblige ...

My 2 kids are doing well I have 2 healthy grandkids a fantastic wife money in the bank........He'll no I don't want to die. I ain't going anywhere till I get 30K posts and at the rate I'm going I'll be around another 35 or 40 years. Live real long and prosper ! :-)

Easy, you my friend are one of the few on this planet that have been allowed to travel back in time ! I hope you enjoyed your trip? It occurred 1 day before my 12th birthday. I hope nothing made it back with you !

Just on days that end in (Y)

False NP celebrated Martin Luther King Day by reciting his famous I have a dream Speech

I'm a self taught leftie. Even though my pops always kept guitars,banjos,mandolins around the house. I was never allowed to play them but just as soon as mom and dad left the house I had all his shit in the living room banging on them like I knew what I was doing. I developed a love of music...

Hell, the only thing I seen him in that he didn't kill anyone was in that snickers commercial with the Brady Bunch . I loved that commercial very funny!

I knew there was a reason I liked you ! I know nothing about the art of butchery But I did eat at a steakhouse last night !

Yes I did ! And with that statement I'll retire to my laboratory to figure out my next move. I'm currently looking for an alibi.....oops I meant albatross..yeah albatross.. anzo..what's up my man ? How's that baby doing ? You guys home yet ?

When you have the bondsman's phone#'s On speed dial or perhaps all the jailers within 3 counties know you by your first name !

I can speak to this....in my younger days (back in the mid 70's) there was a rock quarry that had been closed for an extended period of time it was purchased by someone with the bright idea to use it for swimming. On the highest side he built a platform that extended out about 20 feet .From the...

I'm not defending this prick but maybe next time you're cleaning the stalls try putting up something to keep people from doing what this dumbass did . Commonsense seems to be in short supply these days But some people are just assholes and need to be taught a lesson. I'd say you did just that ...

There nothing better than pulling your ass out of the rut and seeing how beautiful things are from an entirely different perspective. You can do it . I have faith in you . And you were funny as shit in Elf !

It's called being in a rut. Keep doing the same thing and stay miserable.....or start making small changes to your daily routine and begin the slow climb out of the rut. After a while you'll realize that what once was a problem is now nothing but a distant memory......but it all begins with you...

Fun with Dick and Jane. Anyone remember those ?

I just turned 58. Now get off my lawn and turn that Damn music down you whipper snappers. When I was your age I had to walk 10 miles up hill to school and then 10 miles up hill to go home. And we had to eat dirt And it wasn't any of that Fox Farm shit it was real dirt. And you know what we...

anzohaze hey man I'm down in Charleston once every 4 to 6 weeks for usually 2 or 3 days doing work at Trident Medical center. I do work on dialysis machines and RO's Next time I'm headed down I'll PM you and maybe we can hook up !

He's Fine as frog hair growin like a weed..The wife and I had both the grandkids at the house last night . The granddaughter about gave me a heart attack I can't run and play like I once could she wore my ass out ! I just wanted to congratulate you and the missus on the new addition !