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Congrats on the baby boy my friend! And you mentioned 2 of my favorite things Nurses and ass. I concur with your observation about the ass !

Didn't Guns & Roses sing a song about just that......I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do so a little got more more and more I just keep trying to get a little better A little better than before !

To answer your question ... Yes, I've been surviving a zombie outbreak for about 6 years now at least that's what the voices in my head are telling me. It's really hard to tell the real people from the zombies till you shoot them ......sorry UPS guy !

I come here thinking how bad off I am And after just a few minutes It quickly comes to light that I'm not as far gone as I thought I was. Thanks guys.

No one knows who's next Hillary lies routinely May the best man win

Ground control to major Tom Take your protein pills And put your helmet on !

They just caught El Chapo ! You're not related to El Chapo are you Calm down.....get you a Viking helmet a cardboard sword and cowboy boots and an adult depends and go pay ole magnum P.I. a visit. You just may scare the shit out of him and he may choose another area to observe his target....or...

Don't expect that treatment from them all! doobiekid420 one statepoopers zero I'm sure the score Will swing the other way eventually. But congrats nonetheless !

My wife who is several months older than me is recuperating from a total knee replacement this is her second ! I told her the other day that she was lucky that she didn't have 3 legs because the next knee replacement would be an amputation above the knee. The first one didn't last a year and...

Is it a real grocery store where people actually shop or just a front for other nefarious acts ? That does make a difference .

Nice analogy Hooka ! Erections are like the Buzz they all eventually go away!

The answer to your question is....whoever the government says ?

My dislike for assholes drove me to find a job where the only asshole there is me and sometimes that's one to many. If I need to conduct any personal business it's done when the business opens. That's the way I like it !

Whatever happens to be in the kitchen cabinets !

And possibly this thread. I smoked my regular Saturday morning bowl with coffee in hand and was feeling delightfully well and started reading this thread and then BAM it was gone like a fart in a whirlwind !

Dirty Sanchez !

I just watched a documentary today about him ! It was apparent that the vast majority of the people who lived in the area where EL Chapo was from thought more of him than their government. What one has to do is figure out were they speaking out of fear from retaliation or true loyality to the...

Yesterday in my area a meth lab was busted and during the news story the Wake County Sheriff said they had received a tip about the lab in October 2015. There were 3 children living in the house during the almost 3 month investigation. The sheriff stated it took 3 months to gain enough info for...

Get on a airplane and go anyfuckinwhere Your mind desires spend 36 or 48 hrs and then back to the grindstone. Enjoy yourself. I did hear that the dentist that shot Leo the lion several months back has been put on a list for hunting trips if you're lucky enough to bag him there could be a...

I'd buy my own politician. Hell, I might could get several. It's the gift that keeps on giving !