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Words to live by........! Not to low but not to high right in the middle just like my heart.

When we cleaned out my moms house after she passed away . We found several thousand dollars hidden in the kitchen cabinets between the plates she no longer used......and coffee cans and decorative tins full of coins a lot of older silver coinage ¢.50 pieces and silver dollars packed away In a...

Lost in space Twilight zone Honeymooners Gilligans island Captain kangaroo Bonanza Gunsmoke Flipper Seahunt

In the little town in which I live we have a Hotsauce festival every year . We just had it last weekend. As far as hot goes I purchased some Carolina Reaper hot sauce which was very hot and as a matter of fact I had a to deal with Butt fire for a day or so.......! I feel for you Uncle Baldrick !

Congratulations ,Mrs.Oldtimer and I are expecting our first Grandson 11/3 /15 We already have a 4 year old Grandaughter. Delilah Grace has made this Oldtimers life very special can't wait for little Snake Pliskin to get here. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Yeah double "G" is a swell fella but some people felt Charles Manson was a good dude....I'm sure that take you under his wing has an ulterior meaning that you won't be privy to untill the chloroform starts to kick in and you feel the coolness of the anal lube .....that is if he likes you enough...

Well I guess it's about time . Unethical people seem to be everywhere else !

My wife and my daughter tell me that titties are the adult versions of boobies My four year old grandaughter says Boobies

90210..... nothing an up close and personal meeting with a Louisville slugger couldn't rectify. They just need to get their heads swollen up like their egos

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers .....how many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter piper pick.....FUCKER

I find it very ironic that your thread was directly below one entitled Sexual Favors Could a gun filled vagina be considered a sexual favor.......?

I concur with your hypothesis !

The term MIDGETS isn't the preferred nomenclature of the time. I believe Benny Hill has already beaten you to that comedy bit !

Emmett "Doc" Brown is my man !

I once knew a 350lb waitressarus that worked at the Waffle house. When she talked about Girl scout Cookies she wasn't referring to weed. That's about all the experience I have with women from waffle house. Good luck !

A week ago this past saturday Mrs. Oldtimer and I were spending a week in the mountains of North Carolina on a well deserved vacation. Our son and daughter in law and granddaughter were house sitting for us at around 8:00 on Monday the son called my cellphone and said there was someone who...

Many years ago the Dead came thru our town and my friends and I came across some Acid at the concert that was called Dark Star . The movie Apocalypse Now had just came out.......I remember sitting cross legged on the floor watching the movie and tripping for what seemed like days but in reality...

I crossed some reeferman grapefruit and God bud several years back and ended up with some seeds that produce a nice stanky reaking plant that can be smelled from many yards away

For me it isn't a who .... it's seems that life has distanced me from my youth !