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I just rubbed one out to bailey jay... gimme a few minutes and I'll spooge to the little people. I'm an equal opportunity pervert but I gotta recharge.

This pretty much describes me to a T. My mind usually runs too fast and if I go to long without smoking I get stressed out trying to control my thoughts. But if I smoke i'm chill and just slightly less mature than normal. as far as memory goes, I forget shit mid sentence when I'm stoned and my...

I play a similar game at the restaurant. If I find a large unknown food chunk I'll pull it out and ask the servers "Hey guess what this used to be"

I'm down to 3-4 bowls a day. 1-2 before work and 1-2 after work.

It's simple. The best way to enjoy water is frozen and floating in whiskey.

Well.... I'm pretty sure I got stiffed 60$ and everyone at work now knows I hear voices.... * Sigh*...fuck me.

Actually I just cleaned my pipes clean of resin yesterday. The ceramic leaf that was attached to my pipe fell off :/ Still nothing wrong with a little bit of piper resin when times are tough. I judge no one... except dave but he's an asshole.

I got two prospects for a new connection. The problem is I only have enough cash to pay one them. One was supposed to hook me up tonight but it didn't happen (playing middle man). The other one offered to sell to me as a complete surprise (last person in the world I'd expect to be a dealer)...

So, I ran out of bud the day before yesterday. My weed man is out of town at a funeral, so I don't know when he'll be back and I don't want to bug him for a hook up. Anyway, I'm bored out of my mind and start cleaning out my closet. Behind my dresser I find a FAT blunt roach. So I put my...

Well the total length will be around 3ft, with a 3" single edged hooked blade at the end. Plan is after I cut the groove to fit the blade, tack in place with dowels, then fill the sides around the tang of the blade with a sandable putty. Once it's been stained, wrap leather grips at the end of...

It's a present for my dad. He's old enough it might remind him of his teen years.

I found this old hunting knife in a parking lot about a month ago. After working the blade it's coming along nice, but I've decided I want to make a short spear out of it. I have a sledge hammer handle that I'm planning on using, and a general idea on on how to combine the two. Just gotta try...

Well the guy that does it already is terrible at it. The blades are always dull as fuck, and they're all chipped. I'm going to have to spend some time with with them and get them all smooth again, and then from there it'll be an easy 30min's added to my shift to hone 'em down and keep a solid...

They might have me start sharpening the knives at work. This excites me. I like playing with knives.

-probably didn't help that I was masturbating at the time.

In the bible Moses spoke to God through a burning bush. Now if that's not a metaphor I don't know what is?

The restaurant is finally advertising and starting to get busy. This week alone we've had two 30 person parties come in, and a 50 person party. The head cook told me that if we keep going forward all the original hires (myself included) would be getting a raise. And he's going to talk to the...

Last time I did that I ended up going to HR's "sexual harassment in the workplace" class?

Wouldn't touch her with your dick mate. Stuck up spoiled chicks are always terrible in bed. Besides she's younger than me. I don't mess around with anyone who isn't at least 5 years older... you know... 'cause the mommy issues.