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No way. My man tits are all natural. Can't beat the nice bounce of real pear of teets. Hairy nipples and all.

I'm only making minimum wage :/

It's all good, mate. I'm not one to screw someone around over a technicality. Just gonna bitch and whine for a few minutes then get over it lol.

Not doubting your experience, but the only time I've gotten a pay out is when I would buss tables. And that's only been a handful of times. I know I'm not seeing a cent from that 30 top last night. I got off work an hour and a half later than normal, and that's with having a 2nd dishwasher with...

And that's why they got served. They're still all assholes, but they did get there food... and no we didn't do anything gross to it.

If you bring a party of 30 to a restaurant and place your order 20 minutes before closing, then you're an assole. All 30 of you.

Threatened to whoop a cashier's ass today. Went into my usual smoke shop, and was wearing my Dead Kennedys T-shirt. As soon as I walked in the door I hear her yell out, "dead kennedys suck" So I looked her dead in the eye and hollered back "OI!!! I will jump over that counter you say that...

I used to do flooring but a toyota camry to the knee put a stop to that. Shame went from $14 an hour to minimum wage. Oh well that's life. Downside though, and probably one of the reasons why my back got so messed up, is I can't lift with my legs like I should. My knee's too wrecked to take...

lol, no I've actually can't get my brain to shut-up. It dulls the pain slightly, but no more than regular asprin would. The "high" usually only last maybe 30mins at most.

I bite cats.

When I toke I usually hold it in for a few seconds then end up coughing for a few minutes. Anyone else going to coughing fits so hard they puke, while smoking erb?

Thanks everybody. Been using my time off wisely. Already have the rough drafts approved for the music store artwork. Almost finished reshaping the broken knife I've. My back feels 1000x better. So I guess some R&R was truly what I needed. That I went through 20x vic in less than 24hrs lol...

I hate people like that. I used to live out in BFE. Nearest neighbor was a mile away, and they were still constantly in my business. Gossip spreads fast and next thing you know you have a bad reputation about something that's not true, and more importantly would have been nobodies business in...

@TheHermit Pretty much, or if you really wanna have some fun wait until Easter, hide the eggs, break out the lawnmower and tell the kids to find the eggs before you do.

Using a dremel to reshape a broken knife blade a 6am will wake up the wife and get you yelled at. Maybe I'm going deaf because I truly didn't think it was that loud. oops.

Get a self propelled lawn mower, a T post, and some rope. Tie lawnmower to Tpost, Tie the safety bar shut, Grab a beer and watch the lawn mow itself. Of course you'll still have to weed wack any where it wouldn't reach, but you pretty much eliminate a huge part of the lawn.

I was smoking a bowl out in my backyard the other day and my neighbor had someone in his backyard taking measurements or something. No idea what they were doing really, none of my business. But I knew they knew what I was doing. Made me nervous at first and I started to stop, but decided to say...

My semen is a disappointment. Takes forever to coax out of its hiding hole, and for all that work it's only a tablespoon. Nothing to be proud of. Although this one time this chick gave me serious blue balls. Well after walking around like I got kicked in the nuts all day we finally had a...

Call it what you want but think of this.... When was the last time your dog made you dinner? Took out the trash? Flushed the toilet for you? Forced your fat ass to go out on a walk? Did any yard/house work? Now.... reverse it and think how often you do those things.