offthechain
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I actually started to read it then halfway through was like "Hold up, this is the same jack ass who got robbed for $120 by his friend in 'the ghetto' " after looking at his username lol
FLIES IN MY WENDY'S FOOD
- Thread starter bkburger3
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ricky1lung
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Figgurelli Ass Crime Family.
Damn traitor bkburger eating at Wendy's. The old men in the clan won't be happy but you'll gladly let them take it out on your ass.
Damn traitor bkburger eating at Wendy's. The old men in the clan won't be happy but you'll gladly let them take it out on your ass.
Jimmyjonestoo
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Was ops mother flipping burgers in the nude again?
bu$hleaguer
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I woke up with a half chub a few minutes ago.
nomoresnow
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All or nothing, ya gotta commit!
Edit: Not sure if you have penile medical condition that limits your level of chubness so if you do I apologize for my insensitive comment.
sno capz
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Lmao
chewberto
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I like this guy. He leads an interesting life, I read his story about Black sex. Great stuff, and just for peaking my interest, I decided to rate all his threads 5 stars for All roads leading to Homo erotic Bi-curiousville. I DO respect his efforts to stay heterosexual. Still Who doesn't like a finger in the Butthole I always say, so.. Quit crying! It Sounds to me like he paid 20,000 to be butt sexed and is afraid to tell Grampa, So He created this elaborate story to present to Onlinesmen such as ourselves and test it out... just so His Noggerelli street cred isn't diminished! I completly understand. These are Cool Stories Bro's...
Blue Wizard
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Pinworm
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mr sunshine
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Sucking dick sucks.
bu$hleaguer
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Don't be so gay about it dude.
Blue Wizard
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I guess if I had to do it for a living like you do I'd feel the same way.
mr sunshine
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Definitely! Recreational Dick suckers like yourself just wouldn't understand.
LetsGetCritical
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pfft... you Figurelli's are so soft, us Spaghetta's would have taken that manager out on a yacht trip and unloaded on his face, and maybe even in his mouth...