i have the best ideas when high, but i forget most of them^^
here's one:
how bout creating a giant weed tree...
we take the strain that is known for big genetics an put in to a long veg, then flower and then we regenerate it, we cut off lower branches, take most of the bud and get it back in to veg. thats doable. we do that year after year for 50 years or so and we will have a weed-tree with a 50cm diameter
ENDLESS WEED!!
i also thought of a way to find stoners in everyday life, caus if my theorie is right like every 1/20 person is a stoner ^^. so you just look around and if you see some one that looks like a stoner (rastas, eyes half open, mouth open, dry mouth, hungry, other stoner stuff) then you just say "stoner" under your breath... if they look thyre a stoner xD
it works trust me, ive even been able to score some weed that way.