I have an interesting for all you readers out there!
I used to drive pounds of dank from Humboldt down to So Nevada. On the last 2 hours of my 15 hour drive, I pass a sign on the freeway that says "DRUG CHECKPOINT 1 MILE AHEAD" After I shit my pants(I have 3.5 lbs of some nice norcal outdoor)I pull the car off at the first exit I saw. That was my first mistake...
As soon as I exit the freeway I am pulled over immediately. The cop comes up to my window, and asks me for my paperwork. I give him all my shit, and he gets me out of the car, said I ran a stop sign. After he searches me he asks me to stand in front of his patrol car, while his buddy talks to me.
This cop is being whatever, and about 8 minutes pass. The other cop comes out and says "I'm just gonna give you a warning. Slow down and stop at stop signs." Yea whatever..as I'm walking back to my car wondering what the fuck just happened the cop asks "Hey you dont have any weapons or illegal contraband in your vehicle do you?" Of course I deny deny deny...
Meanwhile the other cop comes back with a black lab k-9. I dont say a word. The dog "alerts" on my passenger door, and the officer tells me to walk out in the middle of the desert. Mind you I'm on a lil side road in between nothing..I think these cops are gonna put a bullet in my head.
A couple of minutes pass, and the cop meets me in the desert. He asks me if there is anything I want to tell him..I say I want to talk to a lawyer. He cuffs me and throws me in his patrol car. His stereo is blasting some born again Christian preacher shit, and I'm thinking my life is over. Im fucked.
The officer lets me out of the car, and asks me if I will cooperate. I tell him I won't incriminate myself. He says "fair enough." I answer some bs questions, and then the cop says he doesnt want to take me to jail. Jail isn't a place for a guy like me he tells me. And lets me go................I couldnt fucking believe it.
It was an expensive life lesson.. I dont do half of the risky shit I used to do. My one and only "get out of jail for 3.5 pounds of dank free card."
Im just glad the cop must've been a stoner. Or a merciful Christian.