Joke of the day

so i drove by a gas station 2day and this is what was on there sighn for prices


unleaded....LOL

super........OMG

deisel.......WTF

suzy got a new bike for xmas. she was riding her new bike down the road when a police man road up on his horse stoped her. he asked her did santa bring you that bike for xmas, suzy replys yes sir he did. the cop then hand her a ticket and says he should of put a rear reflector on it for you.. then suzy asked the offecer if santa gave him that horse. the cop say yes. little suzy say well some one needs to tell him the dick goes under to horse not on top......LOL

a mexican has to use the words GREEN, PINK & YELLOW in a sentance so this is what he say's

the phone goes green green so i pinked it up and said yellow