Just failed my test and lost my job

zhn0k said:

TWENTY-FOUR DOLLARS AN HOUR?!?!

I'd quit smoking marijuana in a heart-beat to have that as my hourly pay!

Sorry to hear about losing your job!

I guess it isn't the end of the world for you, though, since you have the credentials to find another job of that type... hopefully you'll land one, soon!

Peace!

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While I'd never quit smoking weed for a high paying job, I'd be damn sure I was gonna pass my drug test, especially if it was just a hiring requirement and not random testing throughout the duration of employment.

Screw drug testing! If people werent such pussies and did everything someone told them this would not be an issue!

I got fired today too yo. my boss found out i was on P.O for selling extacy and he let me go over it. i guess his son hung himself while using meth.. anyway.. i feel your pain bro. at least u can hit up some greens to cheer u up im still gettin u.a'ed on a weekly basis only 2 years and 3 months to go..damn i cant wait to tast that sweet sensi agien.

Why stop at drug tests these days its 2011, there should be a full medical, dental and full Phys tests. This is America folks! Land of the LMFAO.

I wonder if he was better qualified and better at the Job in general than the person whom replace him (guessing it was the 2nd favorite interview). Imagine that call: *ring* "o hi Remember that job that was filled, that you did not get. Well good news we had to find someone else".
Guess we will never know.

Duku said:

Why stop at drug tests these days its 2011, there should be a full medical, dental and full Phys tests. This is America folks! Land of the LMFAO.

I wonder if he was better qualified and better at the Job in general than the person whom replace him (guessing it was the 2nd favorite interview). Imagine that call: *ring* "o hi Remember that job that was filled, that you did not get. Well good news we had to find someone else".
Guess we will never know.

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Well you's lot could do with some full phys tests for sure you bunch of fatties

robert 14617 said:

you had a choice and it was not the job ,no tears for you here

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Well he did try to choose the job. He thought he had it covered. He didn't blow it off, he miscalculated.

But hey, I'm an atheist so I guess I'm just bitching about dumb shit.

Sorry, to hear that. I'm sure that you will find something even better. Just stay open to opportunities.

Mike@420 said:

Im pretty disappointed in myself. Yesterday I started my new job making $24 an hour (fuck yes) and today I got fired for failing my drug test. I knew it was coming, I stayed clean for a week in advance, and I used the grape flavored "Omni cleansing drink" the morning of the test.
When I was on probation 10 years ago, the drinks worked. Every single month, never got a positive. I dont know if their testing methods have gotten more advanced or what.

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im sorry for your loss.....happened here couple times in past lol ......and ya they test for most detox supplements too now.....

Yeah, forgot to say that, sorry Mike. Tough break.

Drug testing is an arms race. As the masking methods improve so does the testing.

splifchris said:

Well you's lot could do with some full phys tests for sure you bunch of fatties

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y????we already know were fat.....the sad part is when someone tells us we just fukn eat more

$waGgEr said:

I got fired today too yo. my boss found out i was on P.O for selling extacy and he let me go over it. i guess his son hung himself while using meth.. anyway.. i feel your pain bro. at least u can hit up some greens to cheer u up im still gettin u.a'ed on a weekly basis only 2 years and 3 months to go..damn i cant wait to tast that sweet sensi agien.

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Damn, 2 years? I'm sorry bro, and I thought I had it bad not smoking for like 4 months...

Mike@420 said:

Im pretty disappointed in myself. Yesterday I started my new job making $24 an hour (fuck yes) and today I got fired for failing my drug test. I knew it was coming, I stayed clean for a week in advance, and I used the grape flavored "Omni cleansing drink" the morning of the test.
When I was on probation 10 years ago, the drinks worked. Every single month, never got a positive. I dont know if their testing methods have gotten more advanced or what.

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clean tea all ways worked for me in a pinch, but I tried to lay off the party meds when i had a good paying job, suck's because if i fail it stays with me for long time

Really? 10 years ago, and you were depending on it now? That's like having a girl over to watch a VHS movie because VHS was the shit 10 years ago. Come on buddy. You know what I've never seen fail? Water. Lots of fucking water. It's like flushing your plants, except it's your urinary tract. I've seen people, seriously, SEEN, shit, smoked with them, people smoke the morning of a test, and drink gallons of water between that time, and the afternoon that day when they took the test, and saw them pass their test. I know they passed because I drove them to work when they got the job.

Flush your shit by drinking water whenever you're not doing something that prohibits you from drinking water. It works. Flush motherfucker, flush!

Gallons of water in a short amount of time? That sounds like sure hyponatremia to me. Pretty sure death. Water works, correct, but you can't drink gallons in a short amount of time. You have to space it out.

I've had friends that said the detox drinks worked for them and some that said it didn't. So I never trusted them. Synthetic urine is where its at. Or try niacin.

Gallons of water. Heh I did that. Not sure if it works because THC is stored in the body fat but I got a call from security that they wanted to talk to me and I assumed it was a pee test. So I drank all this water. It turned out the interview had nothing to do with drug testing but I had to keep excusing myself every 10 mins to go pee.

really? nobody? alright it's up to ganjames to post it.

zvuv said:

Gallons of water. Heh I did that. Not sure if it works because THC is stored in the body fat but I got a call from security that they wanted to talk to me and I assumed it was a pee test. So I drank all this water. It turned out the interview had nothing to do with drug testing but I had to keep excusing myself every 10 mins to go pee.

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"Sorry Mr. Zvuv, we couldn't help but notice your incontinence problem. We've decided to hire genjames instead; he only goes twice a day."

I flunked my last drug test too ...but I didn't study for it.

Oh, Mike I'm sorry to hear about the job loss. There's another one right around the corner.

Mike@420 said:

This morning I was reading the new employee manual, and almost every paged emphasized a strong anti drug use policy. Random tests every 3 months, etc. It just wasnt meant to be.

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the company sounds like it sucks probably better off in the long run. if they want to hire you in this job market, someone else will too.

I don't know why they care about what you do on your time off as long as you aren't getting high before or at work... and it's not like people can't tell when you're baked...