Just failed my test and lost my job

First off sorry about the job loss. let me go on to say that if I'm looking for work and filling out apps IF I come to anything that even mentions pre-employment or random drug testing I get up and walk the fuck out, I have no problem with testing if there's an accident ( I work with sheet metal so....) . I've duct taped up a cut or two(two on the left wrist, scar looks like I'm a suicide failure) , I'd have to leave a limb on the floor to even think about going to the doctor since I do make 21 an hour. But my point is fuck pre-employment and random drug testing, I'll have no part of it.

like the other dude said u have to drink alot of water....i smoked liked 5 days before my test and i just drank alot of water throughout the week. when you go to take the test make sure your piss will be fresh meaning take a piss in the morning and try to piss before you go to test continuing to drink more water then the piss wont have time to absorb thc...

RC7 said:

like the other dude said u have to drink alot of water....i smoked liked 5 days before my test and i just drank alot of water throughout the week. when you go to take the test make sure your piss will be fresh meaning take a piss in the morning and try to piss before you go to test continuing to drink more water then the piss wont have time to absorb thc...

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very true worked for me. When i gave the lady my piss is was as clear as water, lol she just looked at it and laughed. I drank like 2 gallons before it and pissed all the yellow out. I passed with flyin colors

Yep, color is the first thing a lab tech observes.

the first time i had to piss was for my p.o. when i was a kid (i was clean by the way) but i filled the cup to the line, closed it up and continued the rest of my pissing into the toilet. and then i flushed the toilet and came out.. well apperantly i wasn't supposed to flush the toilet? but nobody told me this shit... like what, you expect me to not flush after i just took a piss?

and the black guy who gave me the cup was all mad at me about it lol.

robert 14617 said:

you had a choice and it was not the job ,no tears for you here

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learn EMPATHY. If he failed for meth i would judge him. but you sir, you are a dick, robert!

Sucks to hear, I would have just bought fake pee, heat it up 10 seconds in a microwave (use a gas station near your piss test center). The drinks only tend to work if you piss during the 4-5 hour masking period and taste like shit.

PS

A friend in the marines would ALWAYS blaze. He used AZO to clean his system. It shouldn't be used a lot though. He said it strips your kidneys or something and extended use will fuck you up. But for all the illegal things the military ordered him to do fucking up his kidneys is the least of his worries.

ChronicClouds said:

learn EMPATHY. If he failed for meth i would judge him. but you sir, you are a dick, robert!

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He said he knew in advance that he had to take a test and only stayed clean a week before... there's no empathy for stupidity.
Especially when the whole thing could have been avoided.

Mike@420 said:

network administrator.

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You see I hate that shit. I could understand if it is a driving job or electrical job and they think maybe it's a safety hazard. If I were an employer I wouldn't be thinking to fire employees good or bad just because I feel it's my place to enforce the law. I'd fire them for coming into work stoned or performing below the cut as a result of smoking too much. Well until two generations after it is legalized, cannabis will be "reefer madness" in the eyes of 90% of the population.

I'm sorry to hear of your loss man, I hope it doesn't follow you in your job search.

zvuv said:

But hey, I'm an atheist so I guess I'm just bitching about dumb shit.

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Awww... I said something that meant something to someone! You can still be a likeable guy even though you are so arrogant to believe there is no God. I'm amazed at people who are atheists. I mean, what is the point of Life without an afterlife?! For 70 years of happiness? What if you are born poor and your whole life sucks and you die young? And why do atheists get married? or do they? Atheists are kinda like people in AA. Then spend their whole lives talking about something they hate. I dont believe in smurfs...but I dont make it a point to mention that to everyone I dont care atheists are freaking idiots!

What is arrogant about not believing in God? My life is what it is, believing in an afterlife doesn't make it true. More importantly, the consequences of a belief have no bearing on it's truth. I choose my beliefs because they make sense to me, not because I like the consequences.

I got married and raised three children because like most other men, I wanted a family. It's a basic natural human desire.

Can't u tell em it must've been a false pos and u want a new test or u will sue the lab and the employer who hired them. Admit nothing.

potpimp said:

Yep, color is the first thing a lab tech observes.

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I took lots of vitamin B to disguise that. Probably a complete waste of time. The tech isn't going to be fooled, the color isn't quite the same and I don't think they can fire you for having funny colored pee. They have to find direct evidence that you've been ingesting cannabis.

zvuv said:

What is arrogant about not believing in God? My life is what it is, believing in an afterlife doesn't make it true. More importantly, the consequences of a belief have no bearing on it's truth. I choose my beliefs because they make sense to me, not because I like the consequences.

I got married and raised three children because like most other men, I wanted a family. It's a basic natural human desire.

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I won't try to persuade you to believe in a Creator, but I MUST draw the line at wanting a family is natural... I mean maybe wanting sex is natural, but from a atheist POV wouldn't a man wanting to raise kids be unnatural? how would that fit into caveman life where we raped women and drug them by their hair?

zvuv said:

What is arrogant about not believing in God? My life is what it is, believing in an afterlife doesn't make it true. More importantly, the consequences of a belief have no bearing on it's truth. I choose my beliefs because they make sense to me, not because I like the consequences.

I got married and raised three children because like most other men, I wanted a family. It's a basic natural human desire.

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I just meant arrogant, cause without a Creator, we must belive in macro evolution or self-creation...both of which make less sense than the Bible. I mean I know the Bible to atheists are just fairy tales and invisible men...but big bang, and we came from soup...

I can appreciate anyones POV as long as it isnt closed minded...at least admit, if you are an atheist or a Christian...it takes FAITH to believe whatever you believe. Right? Since we don't know what happens after death...what ever the belief is, is a guess and a feeling.

This isn't a religion thread. Go away. Back to the point! I'm sorry to hear you failed your test. That sucks. I always took cranberry pills and drank a shit load of water the week before my tests.

so...its a free speech country.

smokinheavy79 said:

so...its a free speech country.

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You are right. It is. I just don't want to hear people arguing over religion. Nobody gives a shit.

EaStW00d said:

This isn't a religion thread. Go away. Back to the point! I'm sorry to hear you failed your test. That sucks. I always took cranberry pills and drank a shit load of water the week before my tests.

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that has already been established... we changed topics. Let the op complain about it.

EaStW00d said:

You are right. It is. I just don't want to hear people arguing over religion. Nobody gives a shit.

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ok you are a nobody... go to another thread if it hurts your little brain.

Oh no! My brain! *head explodes*