BarnBuster
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option 4?
Sit or Stand?
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lahadaextranjera
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In Europe we use bidets, you dirty little fluff bums !! 
BarnBuster
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thanks lade, I didn't know the breed of the dog.In Europe we use bidets, you dirty little fluff bums !!
lahadaextranjera
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Haha! I prefer pointers for the job tbh. They are much more direct!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
But the finger next to the pointer allows deeper hygiene. cn
lahadaextranjera
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So does my sonicare, but I wouldn't use that!
cannabineer
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Ooo ... a "hummer" ... somewhere special ... ooo. cn
lahadaextranjera
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Yeah but I gotta be quick- its got a 2 minute timer!!!
hereshegrows
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I find those heads a little skinny for my liking...Yeah but I gotta be quick- its got a 2 minute timer!!!
VILEPLUME
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Still cleaner than toilet paper.option 4?
CCCmints
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until today i've never tried wiping my ass while sitting down. it's always just been natural for me to stand n' wipe..lol
cannabineer
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Not so sure about that. I'd end up with a bumful of dog lint, and Junior would be sporting a racing stripe. cn
see4
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well it looks like very few answered, so ill take a stab at this...
depends for me, if my shit was nasty, runny and splashed all over the place i generally wipe standing up followed by a quick shower, unless im at friends house, in which case i use my undies to wipe and put them in the hamper and go commando...but usually i wipe sitting down, much easier to get the little shit nuggets left behind.
depends for me, if my shit was nasty, runny and splashed all over the place i generally wipe standing up followed by a quick shower, unless im at friends house, in which case i use my undies to wipe and put them in the hamper and go commando...but usually i wipe sitting down, much easier to get the little shit nuggets left behind.
BarnBuster
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I guess I have to ask how frequent is the mystery undie drop and has he noticed they weren't his?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It's not called "taking a shtand" for a reason. cn
Dr. Greenhorn
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Dandilion Patch
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Alright guys, first off, I think it really depends on the situation! Depending on what ya gotta take care of, changes whether you sit or stand. A simple log or two, sit to wipe. Explosive, GOTTA stand. The whole wash you hole instead of wipe.. I mean whats the point of thoroughly cleaning something that will get / stay dirty anyway? Are you saying that your hole is clean after you wash? PSH... Thats not even considering the fact that you have to dry your ass anyway right? Do you reuse towels or what?
ClaytonBigsby
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So, my wife rarely reads any of the swill I post here, but she did read this thread and yelled at me for my reply on page 3. Then she told me I need to tell everyone that when I go to the Oval Office, I also line the toilet seat with tp before I sit down to drop the kids off at the pool. She laughed at me the first time she noticed I do this. I do it because I cannot sit on a cold seat. The cold makes my sphincter pucker and the damn thing shoots back up into my colon; stalling the process for about 5 minutes, until I can coax it out. A few years ago, for my birthday, she bought me a heated toilet seat. She DOES love me. Anyone else a liner?
Dr. Greenhorn
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drop the kids off at the pool? lmfao!!
too funny lol