What did you accomplish today?

tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Bobby schmeckle said:
Today is the day I break out the royal tank tops. Gonna oil up these guns and then do my new interpretive dance on the beach.
The dance is called “giraffes in the moonlight”.
I know you don’t like penises and all, but this could be the catalyst of change.
My duck penis has not fallen off yet. I used super glue.
Oh and LG, don’t fret. I’ll send like 200 pics to your inbox. :)
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Don't forget to send a few to my inbox, too. I love the arts...
 
manfredo

manfredo

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Had to go collect 5k from a bodaga store owner, and he always pays in cash....and always late. Last month it was a shitload of 5's and 10's, and I didn't even have a mask or gloves last month. That money is still in a zip-lock bag with Lysol, lol. Today at least he had 100's, but he sat in my car while counting:wall: ... with a mask at least! And this guy deals with the worst of the worst class of people, from 7 am til midnite running his store every day. I feel bad for him and that's why I put up with his nonsense...he is trying, plus he has 4 kids and he can't read or write English...He usually has mail he wants me to read to him...Today it was a letter from the IRS...I said "oh nooooo", but it was his letter from Donald telling him $3900 was deposited to his account. I said "happy Ramadan!"

Then onto the post office, where again there where unmasked people, but most were complying. I was in and out quick!

Heavy rains on the way here too, but thankfully it's done snowing...I think. Might even try and plant a few squash and cukes soon, although I'm really a month early.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Bobby schmeckle said:
Today is the day I break out the royal tank tops. Gonna oil up these guns and then do my new interpretive dance on the beach.

The dance is called “giraffes in the moonlight”.

I know you don’t like penises and all, but this could be the catalyst of change.

My duck penis has not fallen off yet. I used super glue.

Oh and LG, don’t fret. I’ll send like 200 pics to your inbox. :)
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Hey send her measurements with the pics and she can 3D print you a dozen! You'll never have to worry about it falling off again.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Bobby schmeckle said:
Oh shit! I just realized @Laughing Grass doesn't even know I used to be a rapper. I had to delete the one with a million+ views because of... Things I shouldn't talk about. But here's one I can't delete. I'm not going to say which guy I am, but I will tell you I'm not black.
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I've fapped to this vid about 50 times, it is when I first fell in love with you.


Edit - After this watching the beginning of this vid, I believe LG's orientation will at least drift to bi...
 
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Tangerine_

Tangerine_

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I've been busy prepping for summer and taking clones.
Finished up another tray today and jarred some dry stuff too.
I'm really liking these rockwool cubes. Not crazy about the residue from the Azos but it works better than Clonex for this method.
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And I finally got the Grape Sundaes down
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The rest of my day, so far, has been slightly chaotic. I'm dog sitting for friend. His name is Pete and he's normally a very well mannered pooch.

I needed a new wheelbarrow at hardware store so I decided to take the boys (Pete and my dog Bodhi) for a ride in the truck to pick it up. I had the passenger window down about half way so they could enjoy the breeze. I pulled into the parking lot and Pete caught a glimpse of the seagulls that congregate near the adjacent McDonalds. Goddamn Pete slipped his collar and squeezed his fat ass out the window and tore after the birds!
I threw the truck in park and jumped out screaming "PETE NO" and as I ran around the back of the truck I wacked my shin on the Reese hitch. Now I'm swearing and screaming for Pete. This caught the attention of the local workers parked on their lunch break (most working on same road job as Mr Tang and crew) and they joined in to help recapture Pete. They also text or radioed Mr Tang so he could get in on the laugh.

He sent me this from the shop about an hr after I got home...











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Needless to say, I'm not speaking to Pete or Mr Tang at the moment.
 
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Laughing Grass

Laughing Grass

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Bobby schmeckle said:
Oh shit! I just realized @Laughing Grass doesn't even know I used to be a rapper. I had to delete the one with a million+ views because of... Things I shouldn't talk about. But here's one I can't delete. I'm not going to say which guy I am, but I will tell you I'm not black.
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Wow, I'm totally impressed! You look almost exactly the same as you did seven years ago.

I gave the video a thumbs up.
 
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