Won't Anything Satisfy The Right?...
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Winter Woman
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yeah..you need boobs for that
Nope, I've been searched there.
Doer
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yeah..you need boobs for that
Well, I could use yours for....never mind.
But, you also must be careful. We have no idea of the color coding on those back scatter, scan booths.- you have something in pocket.....1/2 an aspirin??? Are you kidding me?
And this last time, I am in a thin tee shirt, and after the scanner, he still had to feel my belly.
Surely they saw my surgical mesh, implant to hold my guts in. He just put on a palm pat and said, OK.
did they find it?
pro tip: go to victoria secret and buy a "Fabulous" by Victoria Secret demi-push-up..get one with sparkles or rhinestones..i carry 1/4 zip every time..when i go through xray as soon as i come out, (i'm wearing a shirt which exposes my bra) i point to the rhinestones/sparkles and say "i have metal on me" they do an obligatory flat palm search..i smack down their hands..call TSA "perv" and demand to speak to a supervisor (occasionally)..the cups have a silicone type material which makes it feel like breasts..so when TSA open palms you, they can't feel a thing
oh! and i walk right through..$65 investment but worth it.
Doer
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did they find it?
pro tip: go to victoria secret and buy a "Fabulous" by Victoria Secret demi-push-up..get one with sparkles or rhinestones..i carry 1/4 zip every time..when i go through xray as soon as i come out, (i'm wearing a shirt which exposes my bra) i point to the rhinestones/sparkles and say "i have metal on me" they do an obligatory flat palm search..i smack down their hands..call TSA "perv" and demand to speak to a supervisor (occasionally)..the cups have a silicone type material which makes it feel like breasts..so when TSA open palms you, they can't feel a thing
oh! and i walk right through..
Well, go on some more about that....the touching, the squeezing..
I heard of using the cardboard coat hanger tubes in a suit bag.
It is a small strike for you, big Strike against me. Not worth it.
Well, I could use yours for....never mind.
- you have something in pocket.....1/2 an aspirin??? Are you kidding me?
And this last time, I am in a thin tee shirt, and after the scanner, he still had to feel my belly.
Surely they saw my surgical mesh, implant to hold my guts in. He just put on a palm pat and said, OK.
those scatter scanners show "rectangles" of area to search..they don't want you to look but i caught a glimpse and it's just rectangles.
Well, go on some more about that....the touching, the squeezing..
I heard of using the cardboard coat hanger tubes in a suit bag.
It is a small strike for you, big Strike against me. Not worth it.
nice!..i hadn't thought of that..but they ALWAYS search my bag because it's oversized 60-80 pounds..so i just can't trust in that..at least with it on me i have control..
Canna Sylvan
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Well, go on some more about that....the touching, the squeezing..
I heard of using the cardboard coat hanger tubes in a suit bag.
It is a small strike for you, big Strike against me. Not worth it.
Alright. Echelon now knows to inform TSA to squeeze, separate cleavage and feel around under the bra. Win win. That TSA agent is real lucky and gets to share some dank after work.
beans davis
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Boy this op fall for the scam hook line and sinker.There is no diff between the parties they are controlled by the same people!Its to divide the sheep & make em think they gotta choice. What has Obama done diff than G double U?He ran on a transparent gov and its been anything but that.Fuckin scandles every other month and he never knows about it.He like a mushroom I guess...kept in the dark and fed shit....He also said no more wars and he gonna bring home the troops from Afghanistan.He started 3 more wars and sent more troops to Afghanistan...He said he would reduce the dept...in 5ys he raise it from 10 tril to 17(some say 29).Every last fuckin 1 of these crooked, lyin, cry baby, switchin sissy, scissor beak politicians need to be physically removed and locked the fuck up...I don't give a damn which party they are from!
did they find it?
pro tip: go to victoria secret and buy a "Fabulous" by Victoria Secret demi-push-up..get one with sparkles or rhinestones..i carry 1/4 zip every time..when i go through xray as soon as i come out, (i'm wearing a shirt which exposes my bra) i point to the rhinestones/sparkles and say "i have metal on me" they do an obligatory flat palm search..i smack down their hands..call TSA "perv" and demand to speak to a supervisor (occasionally)..the cups have a silicone type material which makes it feel like breasts..so when TSA open palms you, they can't feel a thing
oh! and i walk right through..$65 investment but worth it.
And don't forget, you also have a fully subsidized gold plan!
Winter Woman
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did they find it?
pro tip: go to victoria secret and buy a "Fabulous" by Victoria Secret demi-push-up..get one with sparkles or rhinestones..i carry 1/4 zip every time..when i go through xray as soon as i come out, (i'm wearing a shirt which exposes my bra) i point to the rhinestones/sparkles and say "i have metal on me" they do an obligatory flat palm search..i smack down their hands..call TSA "perv" and demand to speak to a supervisor (occasionally)..the cups have a silicone type material which makes it feel like breasts..so when TSA open palms you, they can't feel a thing
oh! and i walk right through..$65 investment but worth it.
No. I used to pre-roll and put them in a cig box. But, I don't take it when I fly anymore after they felt my boobs I knew the next step was a behind the door search. Not worth it.
echelon1k1
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did they find it?
pro tip: go to victoria secret and buy a "Fabulous" by Victoria Secret demi-push-up..get one with sparkles or rhinestones..i carry 1/4 zip every time..when i go through xray as soon as i come out, (i'm wearing a shirt which exposes my bra) i point to the rhinestones/sparkles and say "i have metal on me" they do an obligatory flat palm search..i smack down their hands..call TSA "perv" and demand to speak to a supervisor (occasionally)..the cups have a silicone type material which makes it feel like breasts..so when TSA open palms you, they can't feel a thing
oh! and i walk right through..$65 investment but worth it.
pro tip: you're lying - you'll be escorted from the screening area for refusing a pat down - threshold is 3 refusals to comply then they walk you
echelon1k1
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he looks like a "fighting age male" better call for backup...
Dr Kynes
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step 1: conceal weed in anus
step 2: if they suggest a patdown smile like so and say "I demand a cavity search!"
step 3: get on plane unmolested.
Dr Kynes
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echelon1k1
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desert dude
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[h=2]Won't Anything Satisfy The Right?...[/h]
A steak and a blow job is usually pretty satisfying, but that's just me.
A steak and a blow job is usually pretty satisfying, but that's just me.
Dr Kynes
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no beer? man youre easy to please bro.
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