What is your faith, path or belief?

Gryphonn

Gryphonn

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http://www.cracked.com/article_16054_6-endangered-species-that-arent-endangered-enough.html

"While the "intelligent designer" theory has lost steam of late, the "sadistic bastard creator" theory is single-handedly supported by the existence of this creature"

"This is a species for whom murdering parents and enslaving the children is genetically programmed. It's a hive-minded hybrid of Hannibal Lecter and Hitler with a suicidally dedicated army of millions. We can therefore at least say this one isn't made by Satan, if only because he wouldn't risk creating his own replacement."
 
diemdepyro

diemdepyro

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The Mormons sent some sweet young cheer leader types to recruit me. I had all kinds of questions about polygamy.

I told the wife she would have someone to play cards with when I was out of town...
The leader of the girls was called "sister Shipley" she was HOT. One Freudian slip later I called her sister "Shapley" I am still drooling still wishing to be a Moron.....Damn Freud
 
puffdamagikdragon

puffdamagikdragon

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Yeah, I had some mormon gentlemen come up to the house one day this past summer, and it was hot and I was wearing a tank top with no bra (we live out in the boonies, ya know?) and came from the barn and one of the two young guys was like 'Hellooooo there,' and was making eyes and talkin shit to me the whole time. His buddy was just tryin so hard to NOT look at my chest it was comical. Next time a completely different set of witnesses or whatever came, and much older guys, too.

I guess they got more concerned with the creation than the creator......:blsmoke:
 
CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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puffdamagikdragon said:
Yeah, I had some mormon gentlemen come up to the house one day this past summer, and it was hot and I was wearing a tank top with no bra (we live out in the boonies, ya know?) and came from the barn and one of the two young guys was like 'Hellooooo there,' and was making eyes and talkin shit to me the whole time. His buddy was just tryin so hard to NOT look at my chest it was comical. Next time a completely different set of witnesses or whatever came, and much older guys, too.

I guess they got more concerned with the creation than the creator......:blsmoke:
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Puffy, certain things are "hard" wired .. :lol: .. no matter what you belief system.

When i was attending College, I worked for an electrical company in the summer and they had me and a friend named Jerry in a nice condo doing work out of town for the summer in Cocoa beach (it was a sweet summer .. but I digress :lol:)

Anyways one friday we get back from working on a nursing center and two houses down are some very HOT looking ladies who WAVE to us.... I go in to get a shower and get ready for a night out (of course), and when I reemerge Jerry is all excited.... the HOT ladies have paid him a visit and wanted to know if he wanted to he and I to have a three day miracle!! Jerry was beside himself with anticipation.... he is just yelling at me to hurry up and eat as he was going to take a shower so we could go over there PRONTO!!
I calmly fixed some Capt. Crunch (nutritious) and watched some telly and waited for him. He comes running down the stairs all spastic and huffed up with cologne.
I just looked up from my bowl of cereal and said, "dude, they are Jehovah Witnesses and they want you to help them build a "Hall" this weekend. That's what a three day miracle means." He just STARES at me COLDLY, and says, "those lying bitches."
Sure enough when we went out to our motorcycles to go down to the Purple Turtle beach bar, there was a racket going on in the back of that nearby house. Jerry just cursed..... "lying bitches".... perception is everything :mrgreen:

P.S. the noise went on all weekend .. Jerry was fuming by sunday... :lol:



out. :blsmoke:
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Yeah, I never understood how women could get into a religion that tells them they are less than and subservient to, men.Sure, you can have a dozen wives, women have no real value!A dozen husbands??? WHORE! Blasphemer!:roll:
 
diemdepyro

diemdepyro

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Big issue with sister shapley was the men studied the bible while the women learned how to be good women' cooking cleaning.....

We did not go for it, we had a daughter and no way would she be some old perverts downstairs maid.

If I was single and no kids sis Shapley and I would still be doing the horizontal cha-cha. I think they send Pretty women to men's houses on purpose .
Ever heard of a couple ugly mormen women going door to door?
 
CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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Pretty much every religion (however nutty) is implicit in the indoctrination of the faithfuls' children. The data which points to 90% of children carry the same faith as their parents is no coincidence.

So how do these women "get into " it? They are "born" into it. Even sadder.....like baby Hitler...OMG!





out. :blsmoke:
 
diemdepyro

diemdepyro

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I do not believe religion is evil just organized religion. It's the people. There is way too much happening for all this to be random.
You know we are spinning on the Earth. Flying through space and headed to the centre of the Milky Way galaxy.

Men made women subservient then wrote a religion put men in charge of interpretation of the religion. Remember the slave owners had a religious imperative to keep the negro from himself.

The bible says "GOD is dead" no bible banging bastard ever remembers that line but he does remember "Woman is the weaker vessel". I like the be fruitful and multiply part.

I do not like the hellfire and brimstone part. You see it is just as a cafeteria,
they take and eat what they want and leave the rest for the next slob. Because the leaders of religion are above the rules. They are just as Ramesses God king. Not like Santa, Jesus, Buddha or the square pantsed fellow sponging Bob that you all seem so fond of.
 
raoulduke2.0

raoulduke2.0

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I was raised baptist but unlike the rest of my family and everyone else in this region of the country, I grew out of it. I resent any group of people that look down on me for asking questions. Christianity is perpetuated by the herd mentality and nothing else. So I guess you could say I am NOT SUPERSTITIOUS.
 
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