You know your too stoned when.......

[fat sam]

your jacking off and forget what your doing mid stroke

 

[indianaman]

Brilliant. i am admitting right now that I am stealing that and using it.

fire in the bowl buddy.... toke....when your pipe comes apart, to make a stem for a bong, or just fits in your bong, which fits in my pocket.

 

[indianaman]

your jacking off and forget what your doing mid stroke

you got too much time on your hands.

 

[GreenphoeniX]

When the night after a good bake your friends come over.

While getting something out of the fridge you hear, 'Dude did you know there's a bong in your fridge?'

Suddenly you remember that you didn't cache it out and had the brilliant idea to preserve the weed left in the cone by putting the whole bong in the fridge.

-RT76

Pissed myself laughing!

.....you stare at the tv for an hour while holding your bong.... but you don't hit it. that happens to me almost daily.

I think we've all been there ... And no recollection of what it was you were actually watching the entire time.

 

[RetiredToker76]

You're wife turns on the netflix instant play and questions why there are 45 movies ready to play and every single one of them is a stoner movie.

-RT76

 

[Volcanus]

when you turn a bowl and a straw into a cup because you ran out of clean cups and it makes absolute sense.

 

[Tryingtomastrkush]

when you turn a bowl and a straw into a cup because you ran out of clean cups and it makes absolute sense.

that shits funny man it had me going.....I've done that before and it does make absolute sense

 

[WhatAmIDoing]

when you turn a bowl and a straw into a cup because you ran out of clean cups and it makes absolute sense.

Don't even need taht straw man. drinkin from a bowl works just fine.

I never feel like I've been too stoned though, cause all the ideas make sense and work out in one way or another


...except this one time. you know you're too stoned when you're outside a party talking to a girl, see the cops roll up, go "shit what do we do?" and when she say's "let's just go inside", you fucking follow here w/o thinking twice. And then end up getting busted. Rather than just WALK AWAY\


~Edit: It did work out

 

[indianaman]

when you try to eat soup with a fork.

 

[bongedman929]

when you wake up 20 years later and you realize you have thrown your life away and then you pack a fresh bowl

 

[inbudwetrust]

when you wake up 20 years later and you realize you have thrown your life away and then you pack a fresh bowl[/quote

SO GOOD DUDE. HILARIOUS

 

[indianaman]

when you have weed hidden in more than 4 rooms in your house.

 

[The Son of Man]

when your the subject of Bill O'reilly's most ridiculous item of the day segment

 

[indianaman]

when you watch bill o' riley.

 

[The Son of Man]

when you watch bill o' riley.

It's like societal foreplay---He bitches about everything about me and talks dirty to me

 

[sw33tganjababe]

When you're driving down this narrow alley, blazed as hell......my very equally blazed friend was with me in the passenger seat, and after I started heading down the alley, I put on the brake and was like, "OMG.....isssssss the car even on????" as I'm coasting along at 2 mph....

my friend then is like...ummmmm okay, Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Say While Driving a Car While Stoned.....

one of those had-to-be-there moments.

sitting with my sister (who introduced me to mary...thanks sis!) passing a bowl back and forth....we keep talking about stuff and catching up, so I don't notice that I'm stoned until I take a huuuge hit and after I blow it out i got so dizzy and tripped out I say, "That hit took me somewhere..."

we say it when we smoke together and laugh for an hour at least....

 

[Shredder111]

when... you find yourself masturbating to the teletubbies and spooj is everywhere on the floor, walls, and table..

 

[inbudwetrust]

dude teletubbies. thats not too stoned I think you forgot to take your crazy pills.

 

[fukdapolice]

...when your talking jibberish... and dont realize it.

 

[Yeah]

You know you need to be stoned when after pulling an all nighter and popping a couple smackers, you wake up, call your best friend and proceed to try and explain the crazy dreams you just had in your 2 hours of sleep. He tells you to shut the fuck up and go back to sleep. I need a blunt