Fast Food - A Tutorial

Cyproz

Cyproz

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To be honest i have to say mcdonalds. I hate them. They cant cook fries and when i order nothing but fries and they dont offer ketchup, come on, or they give me 2 packets which is enough for 10 fries maybe.

my fav places are checkers/rallys, BK, and arbys.

i despise mcdonalds.
 
doobnVA

doobnVA

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The timers we had back in the day started when the car pulled up to the menu to order, and didn't stop until they pulled away from the pickup window.
 
doobnVA

doobnVA

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Taco Bell around here is the worst for fucking up orders.

I don't even care if they get every item right, just as long as it "weighs".

The BF and I usually order about 3 lbs of Taco Bell. If it feels any lighter than that, I know they forgot something =)
 
nick the sick maniac

nick the sick maniac

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every time i eat fast food i feel its my duty to fuck with the employee. it always happened to me when i used to work at fast food so its only fair that i give back some of the love lol.

besides they work at a fast food restaurant so they NEED to be fucked with. and its not that hard of a job anyways.
 
doobnVA

doobnVA

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Keenly said:
three pounds of taco bell to go please
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Damn straight! And don't try to skimp me. My arm is a highly sensitive piece of taco weighing technology.

And throw in about 46 of those fire sauce packets, please! (I love when they ask me how many I want.. I'm like.. eh, I'll take the case of 'em? No? Okay, then... make it 31! then I sit at the window and count them)

Don't try to give me one packet for each item, that shit doesn't fly. Maybe one packet for a soft taco, but for a burrito you need at least 3 sauce packets.

We go by weight because it's basically all the same ingredients no matter what you order. Beans, beef (or steak, or chicken), lettuce, tomato, cheese, taco sauce, sour cream, HUT!

EDIT: Why are people so freaked out when they discover the beans at Taco bell come out of a bean gun? I'd KILL someone to have one of those bean guns in MY kitchen.

ME: "want some beans on that?" *SQUIRT*
 
Cyproz

Cyproz

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Yea the whole packet thing baffles me. I mean these people have eaten fast food in their life at least once if not multiple times, if not every time they work. So when they give me 1 or 2 packets, its like r u serious? is this how many you use? i doubt it. I mean its not like the more packets they give, it comes out of their paycheck or something. Give me a handful.

1. make hand into like a open grapple
2. Move hand over box of packets
3. Lower hand into packets till palm is touching multiple packets
4. close your grapple hand
5. lift your hand out and hand to me
 
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theycallmeoj

Active Member
My local Taco Bell people love me. They see me 3-4 times a week at roughly the same time every early mourning. So me, be the nice person i am, always pass the fatty around to the window workers. Makes the shift go MUCH easier for them i bet.

Share the love.

Did i mention i get free food all the time? It's a perk i guess.

First time i ever passed the blunt to the guy working the window, i swear he looked at me like i was Jesus. Too funny.
 
tnrtinr

tnrtinr

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Cyproz said:
1. make hand into like a open grapple
2. Move hand over box of packets
3. Lower hand into packets till palm is touching multiple packets
4. close your grapple hand
5. lift your hand out and hand to me
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LOL - This is funny shit! Still laughing.
 
doobnVA

doobnVA

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Hardee's (or Carl's Jr. for those on the west coast) has some pretty freaking awesome burgers. Those thickburgers or the Monster burger..MMMmmmm... Blows a fucking whopper away, that's for sure.

BEST burgers and fries, Five Guys, hands down. Gotta eat 'em there, though, or the bun gets soggy and the fries get cold on the way home =(
 
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SlikWiLL13

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doobnVA said:
EDIT: Why are people so freaked out when they discover the beans at Taco bell come out of a bean gun? I'd KILL someone to have one of those bean guns in MY kitchen.

ME: "want some beans on that?" *SQUIRT*
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id rep you just for the bean gun but they say youve had enough
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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in regard to it being "atken over by corporate"

i think i can relate to that one. the KFC down the road for me, great food, only cocked up my order once, but the guy who takes your order at the first speaker, he's also talking and taking money and giving food to the people at the other window. in that respect i can fully apreciate how he might cock it up. i certainly can't talk to one person, while someone is talking to me on the phone. that's a messed up way of cutting costs
 
monstrgonja

monstrgonja

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Keenly said:
if you guys want to be assholes go ahead

you wont notice the spit in your food


is it SO fucking hard to be considerate?


pretty selfish to think its ok to be an ass
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why are you teaching fast food ettiquete when your spittin in peoples food. If i found spit in my food i would come back and wreck your store
 
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Keenly

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monstrgonja said:
why are you teaching fast food ettiquete when your spittin in peoples food. If i found spit in my food i would come back and wreck your store
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and you would be arrested for destruction of property


read my other posts, i have never done that before, but some people deserve it, and i hope they get it
 
newb19547

newb19547

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I would think calling people who want to take something off of their food an "idiot" pretty much makes you one. People at fast food places are paid to give me what I want, right? At least thats how I thought it worked. Isn't BK's slogan "have it YOUR way"? What about people who want a burger but are allergic to tomatoes? You'd probably say "then don't get a burger"....but fortunately we are free to decide whatever we want.
 
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Keenly

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newb19547 said:
I would think calling people who want to take something off of their food an "idiot" pretty much makes you one. People at fast food places are paid to give me what I want, right? At least thats how I thought it worked. Isn't BK's slogan "have it YOUR way"?
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and when did i make this statement? i didnt

your putting words in my mouth
 
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