Specific Jibber Jabber Thread

joe macclennan

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Nope moral to the story is don't lie to your mama or get better stealth about doin' it! OH and I didn't ACCEPT a ride darlin' it was a cuff and toss into the backseat. They always took me home and uncuffed me and shoved me in. Except for the one time I was naked but that's an entirely different story.
The mental image of you cuffed and naked......

well, I'll just keep that to myself:joint:
 

joe macclennan

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Oh gawd, let's just say it didn't happen?
I would prefer to think it did :eyesmoke:



Soooo, just got back from the Y with my boy. There were like 3 smokin hot soccer moms there with their kids too.

Also twin really good looking lifeguards today who I've never seen before.

OMG I am definitely going back on Sunday afternoons 8)
 

kushhound187

Active Member
We do not ask why. We ask how, when etc..... but we can extrapolate why. Anyway the why question is for the Psychiatry team. We are a bit of a union house ;) Don't wanna steal their gravy train by askin' why LOL

If it's fingers tape em but if it's really your hand/wrist go get x-rayed today so the teams can have the day OFF tomorrow or at least focus on the big shit. Be safe out there. Oh and get ICE on that sucker (Ice 24 then pump ice/heat every 20min for a few times).
i would deffinitly want to know why some asshole would be in my er with a toddlers toilet seat around his neck. if i was a doctor, i would probably take a picture and hang it on my fridge. whenever i would have a bad day, i would laugh at it.

but i could never be a doctor, cop, c.o. or anything else that requires me to be sympathetic towards idiots. i have no compassion for myself let alone a idiot who gets a toilet piece caught up around his neck. i would be telling em they are fucked in the head... im just not that sensitive
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
i would deffinitly want to know why some asshole would be in my er with a toddlers toilet seat around his neck. if i was a doctor, i would probably take a picture and hang it on my fridge. whenever i would have a bad day, i would laugh at it.

but i could never be a doctor, cop, c.o. or anything else that requires me to be sympathetic towards idiots. i have no compassion for myself let alone a idiot who gets a toilet piece caught up around his neck. i would be telling em they are fucked in the head... im just not that sensitive
Tactical Plumbing. cn
 

match box

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mojo I spent the last 20 years that I worked high every day and had no problem doing my job. It pisses me off also to drug test and judge me to be incapable to do the job. It's going to change but not fast enough. I'm sorry for you guy's that still have to play this stupid game. I've even know guys that carried someone else's piss in there shorts to work just in case they get a random test pulled on them.
 

TalonToker

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After spending 21 years at my former job, I hated it. Yet, I was one of their best employees. So what if I was high all the time doing it. I did it well. I hated the job and didn't care for the new boss, but I had outlasted the previous 3 bosses so I thought I would be alright. I was trying to find another job, but with nothing better out there, I stuck with it. Then they announced they were going to begin drug testiing. I gave them my notice and my last day working there was the last day before the drug testing was to begin. It put me in a hell of a financial mess. I finally found something else, something better. But it took forever and I would hate to go through that again.
 

kushhound187

Active Member
After spending 21 years at my former job, I hated it. Yet, I was one of their best employees. So what if I was high all the time doing it. I did it well. I hated the job and didn't care for the new boss, but I had outlasted the previous 3 bosses so I thought I would be alright. I was trying to find another job, but with nothing better out there, I stuck with it. Then they announced they were going to begin drug testiing. I gave them my notice and my last day working there was the last day before the drug testing was to begin. It put me in a hell of a financial mess. I finally found something else, something better. But it took forever and I would hate to go through that again.
Lol i quite my job recently too. its awesome
 

ClaytonBigsby

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After spending 21 years at my former job, I hated it. Yet, I was one of their best employees. So what if I was high all the time doing it. I did it well. I hated the job and didn't care for the new boss, but I had outlasted the previous 3 bosses so I thought I would be alright. I was trying to find another job, but with nothing better out there, I stuck with it. Then they announced they were going to begin drug testiing. I gave them my notice and my last day working there was the last day before the drug testing was to begin. It put me in a hell of a financial mess. I finally found something else, something better. But it took forever and I would hate to go through that again.

I wish you would have stayed to make them see the error of their ways. Their best employee smokes pot, so they're going to let him go. It would be like a blind black white supremicist finding out he was black and divorcing his wife of 20 years for being a nigger lover. I know, I know, crazy talk, but it could happen.
 
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