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The wife and I did some yard work and worked in the garden Saturday morning . We later went into town for a little shopping and picked up some bird feed and then had a nice late lunch. We then made our way back to our little corner of heaven and opened a bottle of wine smoked a bowl and sat on...

Making it to the bathroom in time and remembering where I'm going whilst I'm going there!

Slow your roll playa.... I told you that you were safe. Remember that loose lips sink ships . Thanks for all the info Mr. Cannabus Guru.

I worked in tobacco fields as a teenager and can tell you from personal experience that just the dew that came off the freshly harvested tobacco in the morning would drip into your eyes or mouth while hanging the tobacco in the barns for curing would, could and has made me very sick . I've never...

Do you do Panini's ?

I bet you he's the only person on a Wheaties box as a male that ended up a female.

In my 5.0 With my Ragtop down so my hair can blow ! I couldn't resist the temptation !

I've associated with the same two dudes since the 2nd grade we're 57 and I wouldn't want it any different. We all three have been there for each other thru divorce, sickness, deaths, births ,weddings anything that life has thrown at us . We try to get together about once a week. We all three...

Well that's a very important uummm.........Damn I forgot what I was going to say ! Time for a bowl .

They say everything's bigger in Texas but they also say everything's more expensive in Hawaii except Spam ! Aloha my brother !

Where the fuck do you live and how do they generate the electricity .....like they did on Gilligan's Island . Damn , rates that high surely would keep me in the dark quite a bit

You've waited18,250 days what's one more day gonna hurt . I'm an old man let them come to me !

Many years ago I went to an interview at a lab . I was familiar with the staff who were all woman. I arrived at the interview at the appointed time and was taken to the lab supervisor's office. After 20 or 30 minuets of being asked questions the supervisor came from behind her desk to my side...

What we had didn't taste like diesel it only smelled of diesel it was back when weed was $30.00 an Oz. We just didn't give a shit back then. I certainly wouldn't do it now !

Tough break . I've never had any weed that smelled of smoke. I did have some years ago that smelled of diesel fuel but we smoked it anyway .I don't know of a way to remove the campfire smell or taste. There was a cigarette on the market years ago that had a charcoal filter that supposedly...

I feel for you my man but I'm concerned because if this place is the only treatment for you post divorce DAAAMMMMMMNNN ! Should we send you a bill or what ? Only you know whats in your heart . Every decision that's made now between you and your wife need to be made with your daughter in...

I had a Sunday school teacher who was a hugger among OTHER THINGS . They never caught his killer. They found him behind the wheel of his Ford Esquire station wagon with one to the head. How about a handshake instead !

The cops you hear before you see aren't the ones to be worried about ... The ones to be concerned about are the ones you don't hear till after the loud boom and and breaking glass !

Congrats......It's so cool being grandparents. Kept my 3 year old granddaughter today we had a blast. One piece of advise though let the new grandchild pick what she'll call you. My wife had a name all picked out and it just never stuck. So now She's MiMi and I'm Poppa.Congratulations again my...

I'm still leaning towards those pesky chupacabras. Listen to a few episodes of AM Coast to Coast maybe that'll help you discover what's really lurking in your pump shed !