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  1. RetiredToker76

    Blaze & Daze

    Absolutely sucks to have to do in the middle of a live performance. I got to watch the Red Hot Chili Peppers suffer a midshow reboot when their video screen computer crashed. Early 2000's blue screen of death right smack dab in the middle of 'Throw Away Your Television.' Anthony pointed out...
  2. RetiredToker76

    Blaze & Daze

    Eh, when I was a Network Administrator working 65+ hours a week keeping a state agency running on an Active Directory network. I ran a Windows XX server at home for testing and workstation or pro editions (whichever year they called what when) on all my use systems. I ran a blackberry phone...
  3. RetiredToker76

    Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

    Perfect start to the weekend, a death-glare from my wife for repeating this joke to her.
  4. RetiredToker76

    Blaze & Daze

    I've got one nice knife. A genuine industrial kitchen chef's knife that my mother saved from the last kitchen she managed. She gave it to me on my wedding day. It's about as plain steel boring as it gets, but it holds an edge just short of forever and could cut through concrete and then slice a...
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    Blaze & Daze

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    Blaze & Daze

    I title this picture, Steak's Afoot Also, really pretty knife. May I inquire as to the company/maker?
  7. RetiredToker76

    Blaze & Daze

    Really? We always thought that it made dinner taste better. Every year we got a steer and two sow, direct from the farm, when I was a kid. My parents knew the farmer, so we'd actually choose our animals almost a full year before they were ready for slaughter. My little sister was 3 when she...
  8. RetiredToker76

    Blaze & Daze

    Like you're not one of us. Common crew, Gooba Gabba, one of us, Gooba Gaba Gooba Gabba, one of us!
  9. RetiredToker76

    Computer Thread

    Greetings from the other-side. The new Mac Toaster 2022/23 has arrived and is up and running. I've got my data copying now. Decided that I'm going to give Ubuntu Studio an attempt on my old Intel i7-7700k machine and let the real Mac be primarily editing and production box, and if...
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    All your shitty jokes

    Must be from the UK https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/bum-splitting-turd-uncovered-uk-29568138
  11. RetiredToker76

    Blaze & Daze

    Reminds me of when my wife came home with her first cat. The next day she brought a cat harness-leash, I looked at her and just as dryly as you can imagine said, "Oh this is going to be an epic afternoon." So she spends about an hour chasing the cat around the apartment trying to catch him...
  12. RetiredToker76

    Blaze & Daze

    Speaking of not going to Lowes. In trying to figure out how I'm going to reconfigure my music studio for the new computer, I decided I'd try my hand at some basic woodworking, before I tackle some of the bigger tasks in the house. (The 15 foot top cap for a pony wall.) So I went to a real...
  13. RetiredToker76

    Blaze & Daze

    I could write multiple diatribes about the hell of Lowes, like the online order of a $3000 interest free floor deal that failed because they couldn't give me anything resembling a commitment on if they'd ever get the stair nose back in stock. Cancelled the order, lost the chance at interest...
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    Blaze & Daze

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    Blaze & Daze

    Population, every generation worth marketing to has a higher population than ours.
  16. RetiredToker76

    Blaze & Daze

    Yeah yeah, us Xers have been watching the millennials and boomers compare sizes for over a decade and a half now. Not that we give a shiat, about anything at all ever, but please it's getting embarrassing.
  17. RetiredToker76

    Blaze & Daze

    Yep. I was an 8 year old Minnesota/Iowa kid who took one vacation to Florida in the middle of December and decided then and there I was sick of shoveling snow for my dad and when I was on my own I was not going to live somewhere I had to do it for myself either. After college, I was apparently...
  18. RetiredToker76

    All your shitty jokes

    Camping sex is in tents.
  19. RetiredToker76

    Blaze & Daze

    Down under the rest the U.S., but not an Aussie.
  20. RetiredToker76

    Blaze & Daze

    High of 85° tomorrow. Guess that's lawn day as it will be the coolest day this week. 9/10 UV, we're on the verge of burning.
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