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curious2garden

curious2garden

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ClaytonBigsby said:
I feel you Mojo. A couple hours ago my wife was running around naked getting ready for work. While she was out of the bathroom, I snuck in and climbed into the shower so I could peep her getting ready. When I realized she went downstairs to get dressed, I got out of the shower quickly, and in my haste, I kicked the tub with my toes. A driving, straight down, heading for the floor, only hitting the top of the tub, kick. I immediately stumbled into the hall and began to cry out in pain (curse words mostly). The pain was extraordinary. I couldn't look, because I just knew the bone was sticking out of the skin on my second toe. Excruciating pain, and even more aggravating knowing how long it would take to heal, and gimp around. My wife came to the bottom of the stairs to see if I was ok, and no more. I finally looked, only because I wanted to make sure I wasn't bleeding all over the carpet. No bone protrusion, but it was still VERY angry at me. Still hurts, hours later.
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Holy cow! And you guys call US drama queens LOL !! Priceless
 
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minnesmoker

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Ok... The Progressive girl.

She's a big tampon... Her name is "Flo," she's all white, with a big splash of red, with lotsa extra red right there on the top.

Anyone else notice that?
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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curious2garden said:
Sweetheart if they say anything about the size of the ass let them say it to the bitch :) My poor hubby bellars at men and scampers off when I give him bitch eyes LOL I think I'll have another Dr. Pepper ;)
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So then what is the Bitch-Approved™ manner for a man with ambitions of survival to tell a woman that he likes a gal built for sustained duty under adverse conditions? cn
 
curious2garden

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cannabineer said:
So then what is the Bitch-Approved™ manner for a man with ambitions of survival to tell a woman that he likes a gal built for sustained duty under adverse conditions? cn
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That's the problem it changes almost minute to minute. You guys can't win ya just gotta love us around our imperfections (like we do you)!
 
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minnesmoker

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MojoRison said:
Puffing harder and inhaling deeper tonight.

Trying to open a door which had swelled due to temps....well let's just say my toenail may not make it through to next week.
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ClaytonBigsby said:
I feel you Mojo. A couple hours ago my wife was running around naked getting ready for work. While she was out of the bathroom, I snuck in and climbed into the shower so I could peep her getting ready. When I realized she went downstairs to get dressed, I got out of the shower quickly, and in my haste, I kicked the tub with my toes. A driving, straight down, heading for the floor, only hitting the top of the tub, kick. I immediately stumbled into the hall and began to cry out in pain (curse words mostly). The pain was extraordinary. I couldn't look, because I just knew the bone was sticking out of the skin on my second toe. Excruciating pain, and even more aggravating knowing how long it would take to heal, and gimp around. My wife came to the bottom of the stairs to see if I was ok, and no more. I finally looked, only because I wanted to make sure I wasn't bleeding all over the carpet. No bone protrusion, but it was still VERY angry at me. Still hurts, hours later.
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Make that three... I was moving a couple 6000 gallon drums around, and kicked a piece of wood that was in the way of the skid, split my toenail halfway down, and my boot was gooey. Through steel toed boots.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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curious2garden said:
LOL you guys just can't us any slack, can you?
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Ohh, we'll belaying you all kinds of slack. We can also offer some penetrating insights. It might take a bit of effort to wrap yoursel[ves] around them, but if we can only come together on this ... everybody wins. cn
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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New user "trollying". Zero posts. Zero likes received. Multiple likes given, all on the thread started by user "trolling". cn

 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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cannabineer said:
Ohh, we'll belaying you all kinds of slack. We can also offer some penetrating insights. It might take a bit of effort to wrap yoursel[ves] around them, but if we can only come together on this ... everybody wins. cn
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OMG seriously you wait until I'm this fucked up to hit me with your A game?? WOW I admire you that is some serious gamerz skillz you got.

So in honor of your defeat of the red-haired fire-breathing dragon I award you the, one and only, pwned my ass award. You sir are so far the only person I have presented this to.

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cannabineer

cannabineer

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curious2garden said:
OMG seriously you wait until I'm this fucked up to hit me with your A game?? WOW I admire you that is some serious gamerz skillz you got.

So in honor of your defeat of the red-haired fire-breathing dragon I award you the, one and only, pwned my ass award. You sir are so far the only person I have presented this to.

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I am available to discuss and approve delivery options. :joint::bigjoint:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to curious2garden again.

I'm such a slut. cn
 
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