Specific Jibber Jabber Thread

[curious2garden]

I like that my girl swallows my loads don't get me wrong but she just like wraps her lips around it I don't even get to see myself cum.. I think porn ruined my perspective you mean to tell me you girls done like getting covered? Atleast she's maintaining eye contact like a good girl.

EXCELLENT example of specific randomicity! Thank you.

 

[joe macclennan]

So just took a head count 6 boys 3 girls wtf?

Now the boys are wrestling in the grass. Jockeying for position no doubt.

Kinda like this haha

 

[slowbus]

easily, they don't want to be around dear ol dad

I just looked out back hahahaha I remember what it was like to be a 13yo dork. They're out there dancing and shit to some sort of rap or rock or....hell I dunno what it is. hahahaha This one boy has a pair of aviator glasses on that I swear are bigger than his head. bwhahahahah funny funny

he's gonna be getting some tail tonight and he'll be remembering it forever

 

[joe macclennan]

he's gonna be getting some tail tonight and he'll be remembering it forever

When you decide to have children I hope they are all girls

You will remember that statement

 

[minnesmoker]

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hahahahahahahahahh you are invited. No hangover w/patron

No hangover? You're doing it wrong. You probably remember the night and stuff, too.

When you decide to have children I hope they are all girls

You will remember that statement

Nice.

A day of waiting to be called into work, trimming, smoking the scissor hash, and smoking yummy, delicious weed.

 

[match box]

I can't wait till I can set my grow up again. I really like looking at my plants and checking every thing. I even like changing the res. I do all my trimming by my self and even thou my back starts to bother me. I like all of it.

 

[curious2garden]

No hangover? You're doing it wrong. You probably remember the night and stuff, too.

BINGO! PRECISELY! Unless your husband has to hold you over the sink and keep your hair out of the garbage disposal and you remember nothing and then he puts you in the bathtub, for your own safety because you keep falling off the floor ....... You haven't drank the worm.

Although I admit I could have done without him forgetting I was in there (RIGHT!), and turning on the shower full cold. Meh what ya gonna do.

 

[cannabineer]

WTF! Man have the times changed! The time I found a boy in my daughters room I got my Mossberg. But now you actually invite them over? SERIOUSLY? Do you give them those candy cigarettes for afterwards? I just can't get my head around this!

Me I'd be sharpening my kitchen knives on my daughter's bed so I could CHAT with the group. Keep 'em entertained.

awesomeness. cn

 

[Blue Wizard]

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[shoediva]

Watching Arrested Development. I am on the end of season 3
it makes me feel a little better about my own family. LOL

 

[kinetic]

Watching Arrested Development. I am on the end of season 3
it makes me feel a little better about my own family. LOL

I just watch cops whenever I miss my family.
jk

 

[joe macclennan]

I just watch cops whenever I miss my family.
jk

bwahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha

rofl over here

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[kinetic]

Joe, how's those little bastards doin'? You had to scare any of 'em yet?

 

[joe macclennan]

I let my dog harass em for a while earlier. I'm gonna have to make my rounds in a bit.

Give me your balls

 

[cannabineer]

You using ball ammo?? cn

 

[shoediva]

I just watch cops whenever I miss my family.
jk

I love it.... nothing says family like .... dysfunctional..

 

[cannabineer]

I love it.... nothing says family like .... dysfunctional..

"He's cuckoo but ... family." cn

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Joe, I'd be making a large pot of coffee. I remember that age, and being able to stay awake to sneak out. I am flabbergasted at the co-ed sleepover. Those kids are smart, they will outlast you. Your wife really has zero concerns?

 

[cannabineer]

Joe, I'd be making a large pot of coffee. I remember that age, and being able to stay awake to sneak out. I am flabbergasted at the co-ed sleepover. Those kids are smart, they will outlast you. Your wife really has zero concerns?

I don't think feeding them coffee is the best thing to do. ~giggling, ducking behind couch cushion fort~ cn

 

[joe macclennan]

Joe, I'd be making a large pot of coffee. I remember that age, and being able to stay awake to sneak out. I am flabbergasted at the co-ed sleepover. Those kids are smart, they will outlast you. Your wife really has zero concerns?

Well problem solved the boys are sleeping in my sons room downstairs directly across the hall from me My daughters room is upstairs clear at the other end of the house. They will not get by me. I was the master at sneaking out when I was a kid. Plus I am like a leopard I'm a nocturnovore.

As far as my wife goes... well we are in the middle of going through another custody battle w/her ex again. So she is trying to be superfucking mom kissing their ass and shit. Worst fucking thing she can do buuuuut who am I? I was only right about everything else in this matter.