Ways to fuck your neighbor WITHOUT jail time

MICHI-CAN

MICHI-CAN

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In keeping with the dead meat theme. My uncle froze a whole salmon in 6-7 lb. range. Wired it to his bosses muffler in early spring. The idiot couldn't figure out why his truck smelled so bad. About a week later he was attacked by raccoons attempting to get in his truck for work. He had to undergo the entire rabies shot sequence. I'd feel bad. But he was my boss to. Deserving bastard.
 
sunni

sunni

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neosapien said:
So I have 3 sets of neighbors.

To my left are an older couple, who I don't want to fuck.
To my right is a younger couple (mid 30s) with a young daughter approximately 9 months older than mine. I don't want to fuck them either.
My problem neighbors are BEHIND my property BEHIND a wooden fence. I do want to fuck them. How can I fuck them and not go to jail? The obvious answer is roofie them and fuck them but I don't want the cops called on me. Please help and make me smile.
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I don’t live there wrong house neo
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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neosapien said:
So I have 3 sets of neighbors.

To my left are an older couple, who I don't want to fuck.
To my right is a younger couple (mid 30s) with a young daughter approximately 9 months older than mine. I don't want to fuck them either.
My problem neighbors are BEHIND my property BEHIND a wooden fence. I do want to fuck them. How can I fuck them and not go to jail? The obvious answer is roofie them and fuck them but I don't want the cops called on me. Please help and make me smile.
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Coke, nose candy; toot them up and the pants will fall
 
Bareback

Bareback

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neosapien said:
I can't believe this thread tripped that many people up. So what's that say about us? We no longer think about fucking our neighbor but rather fighting them? Or people on the internets just don't read too good? lol

#MAFA

Make America Fuck Again
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I can only say if you have a neighbor worth fucking don’t let that shit slip away, not everyone is that lucky.........and my standards are pretty low .
 
Headgrinder

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Get a bottle of any kind of piss and put it on their windshield. It will run down into their car and hopefully when they put on their blower fan the intake air will smell like R Kellys bedroom.
 
Headgrinder

Headgrinder

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Yuo
lokie said:
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Welcome to TnT!


You're new here aint cha?
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And that trick is gonna get exactly how much ass?
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Yup im new. I must not be too good at reading. Exactly zero ass. I guess after reading id suggest someone elses neighbor, cause the odds are better. But the jailtime in the title threw me. Worried about jailtime for that is pretty f'n greasy. The dick fireworks are too funny.
 
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cannabineer

cannabineer

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Headgrinder said:
Yuo

Yup im new. I must not be too good at reading. Exactly zero ass. I guess after reading id suggest someone elses neighbor, cause the odds are better. But the jailtime in the title threw me. Worried about jailtime for that is pretty f'n greasy.
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@neosapien is the stuff of legends.
He can find ass where the big-firm geologists have already planted the Fuckthisshit flag.

He is a National Treasure.
 
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